trashcan shakespeare
call message
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"oh hi jaehyun!"
"hey jaemin goodmorning"
"you would've never guessed what happened yesterday!"
"hmm what happened?"
"i met my childhood friend hyunjin!"
"nice where'd you meet him?"
"i met him in the bathroom stall he was crying and me being me decided to comfort him and then we recognized each other..
i miss him lots to be honest we talked a whole lot yesterday!"
"thats great"
"are you jealous?"
"me? pffft in your dreams why would i? i dont even know what you look like"
"totally"
"come on! believe me"
"mhm yeah and i have a step brother who likes to wear clown shoes and go around slapping chicken"
"i DEADASS dont know how to respond"
"yeah cause you dont know how to respond with more lies, you're jealous come onn say itt"
"fine i am a little but thats besides the point"
"okay jaehyun you can stop clenching your fists and gritting your teeth you'll have a extra vein pop up on your face by now"
"laughing out loud"
"i can't believe you said that out loud"
"jae. ."
"yes?"
"i like when you get jealous you sound hot"
"i can proudly say that im hot all the time"
"its the confidence for me"
"oh my god please dont say that it reminds me of the gays"
"..... you're homophobic?....."
"NO OH MY GOD, im gay but im just saying"
"i was about to fucking choke you"
"are you lgbt or something"
"of course i mean all these times i simped for you were unnoticeable you just glossed over them?!"
"i didnt gloss over them i just wasn't sure you know"
"yeahhh right anyways i have to go now bye jaehyun!"
"bye nana"
"..."
"nana? cute"
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phone calls - 2jae nct
Humor"who are you?" "i found your number in a like a trashcan and i wanted you to be my friend" "fuck off"
