trashcan shakespeare
call message
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"hi jaejae"
"i only called because i need help"
"ugh everyday you just keep coming back to me, my god are you like i dont know obsessed with me? its been like days!"
"please listen"
"im listening"
"how do you make waffles?"
"oh my god christopher you came to the right person"
"oh yeah?"
"man should i tell you of how much my waffles taste like heaven, they taste like clouds getting chewed on but every chew drives you to another dimension"
"totally"
"only if you give me some few hours to process what i have to do"
"so you dont remember the ingredients?"
"i dont"
"then why'd you say that you make good waffles"
"first of all, i search what i should do then make them"
"oh my god jaemin"
"YOU'RE A GENIUS!"
"i kno-"
"GOOGLE TOTALLY EXISTS!"
"oh fuck off christopher"
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phone calls - 2jae nct
Humor"who are you?" "i found your number in a like a trashcan and i wanted you to be my friend" "fuck off"
