trashcan shakespeare
calling .....
accept decline
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"hello christopher"
"hi jaemin"
".."
". . "
"wait a minute is that-"
"IS THAT MEAN GIRLS?!"
"what? no!"
"YES THATS MEAN GIRLS OH MY GOD"
"YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE SAID IM A MIX OF KAREN AND REGINA"
"uhhh im guessing a lot"
"yeah like too much!"
"its too rude how they think im a karen smith, i think im just as smart as kady"
"mhm"
"why aren't you believing me?"
"why would i?'
"i dont know...maybe...because were like friends..?"
"yeah... we are friends"
"sad you admitted were friends, i was hoping you could say i was like your lover"
"pfft trust me i love everything more then i love you"
"stop lying i know you love my conversation skills you know"
"you're the type to keyboard smash in real life conversations"
"what?! no, ridiculous i wouldn't do that"
"really?"
"okay maybe i did..."
"how many times?"
"like once..."
"dont lie"
"fine like....4 times?"
"4 times?"
"4 times"
"in public?"
"in public yes"
"i should have expected that you did do some shit like that"
"im gonna cry"
"please don't"
"you're making it hard for me"
"you're milking it way too much"
"JAEHYUN"
"god..."
"wait jaegay im gonna go now i have like some work to do"
"okay bye"
"byeeeee"
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phone calls - 2jae nct
Humor"who are you?" "i found your number in a like a trashcan and i wanted you to be my friend" "fuck off"
