trashcan shakespeare
calling...
accept. decline
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"hey jaehyun"
"oh hi unexpected call, did you finish the play?"
"no i just ran to the bathroom because i wanted to call you.."
"did you miss me that much?"
"pfft!! you really got a bitch laughing"
"thats nice i like when i make people laugh"
"i dont know what to see about that"
"neither do i can we change the subject"
"do you know how much i love muffins?"
"oh my god i love muffins, especially the vanilla ones"
"you like the vanilla ones?! taste"
"im kinda confused on how people just hate them, they just say "it doesnt taste good" well it will if you do it correctly"
"exactly!!, by the way subject change but, if i was a godzilla i would never eat you, i would protect you in my hand instead"
"this is the best compliment i have ever received oh my god"
"i shocked you there didn't i?"
"more then enough"
"why are we calling each other aren't we supposed to text each other like every other youngester?"
"texting is boring I'd rather hear your voice rather then your dry way of texting ANY time muah"
"that was mean but also nice at the same time whats with you and bittersweet comments?"
"just feeling generous to share my sassy-sweet side"
"pfft this is the first you acted sweet"
"i can genuinely hear you pouting over the phone"
"how'd you know?!"
"mind reading anyways go to the play now bunny you're gonna miss the time of your life"
"but you're my life.."
YOU ARE READING
phone calls - 2jae nct
Humor"who are you?" "i found your number in a like a trashcan and i wanted you to be my friend" "fuck off"
