BIGG BOSS

.Captaincy Race.

DAY:17
THURSDAY MORNING
8:30AM

Varun: arre hath jaa samne se, kartik ki biwi khadi hai
Sara:shut up vdeeeeeee
Kartik: kaunsa Nasha karke aaya hai tu savere savere
Sara: guys we are just friends
Karan: I suppose "good friends"
Ananya: ye kab hua
Ishaan:  mai zinda hoon abhi bhi....
Ananya: pata hai ,aankhe hai,andhi nahi hoon
Rhea: bhaiya biggboss ka ghar hai kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho sakta hai
Pankaj: yeh ek baat tumne sahi kahaan hai rhea
Neha: ab jao jaakar nasta banao

(Later in the evening)

Biggboss:  biggboss,  ab Mere Samne Wali Khidki  Pe ka kaarya shuru kar rahe hai.

(Task begins)

Pankaj: mera beta kahaan gaya
Neha:aapka toh beta, din bhar uss ladki ke saath chipakta rehta hai
Disha: pata nahi kya hai uss mai aisa

Kartik: hi saru, aaj toh tum kitni sundar lag rahi ho,poori kasmiri apple
Sara: tum bhi naa kuch bhi kehte ho
Varun: ye kya chal raha hai yahan par Sara?
Sara: varun bhaiya, mai isse jaanti nahi hoon
Kartik: hain? Yeh kya bol rahi ho tum?
Rhea: memsaahab, zara dekho toh aapki laadli kisi ke saath ishq lada rahi hai
Bhumi: hayee hum barbaad ho gaye , hum loot gaye , oh sunte ho Sara ke papa
Karan: iski ladki ka toh kuch karna padega ,haath se nikalti jaa rahi hain

Vicky: hi baby
Alia: hi babu, yaar mujhe darr lag raha
Vicky: kis baat ka?
Alia: kahin humare pati dev Ranbir ko shaq na ho jaaye
Ranbir:alia kise baat kar rahi ho
Alia: haan mai? Tumhe shayad galat femmi ho rahi hai

Rhea: ranbir saahab, mujhe toh lagta hai ki aapki biwi ka affair chal raha hai
Ranbir: kya bakwaas bak rahi hai?
Rhea: haan woh bagal mai rehte nahi apne pautaudi khaandan ke ladke ke saath
Ranbir: kaun woh chhichora?
Rhea: haan woh Vicky, din bhar aapki biwi usse baat karti rehti hai
Ranbir: tujhe kaise maloom?
Rhea: saaheb mai uss ghar mai bhi kaam karti hoon...aur toh aur aapka jo chota bhai haina...uska bhi chakkar chal raha
Ranbir: kartikkkkkkkk, yeh kya bol rahi hai?
Kartik: bhaiya yeh jhooth bol rahi hai...bhaiya aap ek kaamwali ke baato mai aagaye
Rhea: ranbir saheb yeh jhooth bol raha hai

Kartik:aee kaamwali bai sunna
Rhea:kya kartik baba
Kartik:show khatam hone ke baad mai tujhe sau doso rupay zyaada le Lena, abhi chup baith jaa
Rhea: mai chup nahi bathugi

(Later in the washroom)

Sara: kartik, andar aana
Kartik: are u sure?
Sara: ab task jeetna hai ,toh karna hi padegaa

(Kartik and sara together in a washroom , clicking pictures )

Disha: aree yeh washroom se kaise  kaise  aawaze aa rahi hai?
Varun: aisa lag raha hai,ki kuch toh andar ho raha hai
Vicky: gaapa gap?
Disha: varun, tum yahan pe kyun ho
Varun: tum yahan kya kar rahi, jao jao apne bigde hue bhai ko sambhalo, 
Disha: excuse me, tumhari behan kaunsi sambhi hui hai....jab dekho toh chipakne aa jaati hai mere bhai ke saath
Rhea: lagta hai aaj toh world War 3 aur 4 ek saath hoga.
Bhumi: yeh kaise aawaze aa rahi hai ?
Pankaj: yeh kya chal raha hai
Karan: ek second, agar hum sab bahar hai toh andar kaun hai?
Varun: meri behan
Disha:aur mera bhai
Rhea: maine toh pehle hi kahan tha, ki aapki chokri ka bagal waale chokre ke saath lafda chal raha hai
Vicky: tum toh bas namak chidko
Rhea: aur aap toh namkeen baatein jo karte hai madam ke saath uska kya?
Bhumi: ye kya bol rahi
Pankaj: sab shaant ho jao, aage ek matter toh suljhao
Neha: kartik ke papa, aapko toh bas mujhe shaant karana aata hai
Pankaj: tum jaakar chai kyon nahi banati.
Neha: haan haan mera toh bas yahi
Hai kaam hai , din bhar chai banau aapke liye ....jaake apne bigade hua bete ko sambhaliye...aur aap apni bigdail si beti ko door rakhe....mere bete ko phassa rahi hai
Bhumi:aee dayan, chup re nahi toh tera kaala zubaan cheer ke haath mai de doongi.  
Karan: aap dono apni chuchu chichi  kripiya karke band karenge?
Pankaj: kartik beta bahar aao
Kartik: pita shri hum nahi aayenge
Bhumi:oh Sara bitiyaa, bahar aa jao na
Sara: nahi amma, aap humari jabardasti shaadi kara denge
Varun: sara, chup chap karke bahar aa
Disha:kartik kaan ke neeche do lagaugi.
Pankaj: bahar aao abhi ke abhi
Karan:sara, hum darwaza Todd denge.
Ananya: yaar aage toh ye ajeeb kisam ki aawaze band karo
Ishaan:tumhein kahe jalan ho rahi hai?
Ananya: aap humpe line mat mariye...hum pita shri ko bata denge
Ishaan :life mai tune pehli baar itni shudh aur correct hindi bola hai.

(After two hours)

Disha:chapal muhh pe feeku ya kahin aur
Kartik: pita shri hum usse bohut pyaar karte hai...hum usse iss ghar ki bahu banana chahte hai
Ranbir: dimaag kharab hai kya?
Neha: ladki ke saath rehkar aapke suputra beta ka santaloolan kharab ho chuka hai
Pankaj: tumhare liye woh ladki sahi nahi hai
Kartik: pita ji hum uss ladki ke liye apne praan tak de sakte hai
Disha: toh jaa mar jaa, par woh ladki humari ghar ki bahu nahi banegi
Ananya: mai toh pehle din se hi keh rahi hoon ki uss bekaar ladki se door rakho isse
Kartik: zubaan sambhal ke

Bhumi: agar tum iss kamre (bedroom) se baahar aayi toh na
Sara:toh kya kar logi? Maar daalogi? 
Vicky: maa, aap dekh rahi hain ki kitni batemeez ho gayi hai humari ghar ki laadki
Ishaan:aur lad pyaar karo naa.
Sara:mai bhaag jaayugi toh kya karoge.
Pankaj: varun aaj se tum 24x7 yahan Sara ke saath rahoge
Varun:mai aapki security guard dikhta hoon kya? Mai ye kaam nahi karunga.
Pankaj: humne shayad theek se sunna nahi
Varun: hum ye kaam karenge pita shri
Pankaj:aur agar hume baju wala ghar ka launda Sara ke aas paas bhi dikha naa toh beta samjhlo
Varun: ji pitaji...hum samaj gaye