(Salman makes his entry on this song)
(Salman's outfit)
Salman: namaste, aadab, salaam, vadakam, mai jaanta hoon ki hum bohut Dino ke baad mil rahe hai but it's worth the wait...waise mujhe pata nahi ki mai kahan se shuru karu par iss hafte bohut kuch hua hai, iss baar contestants kuch zyaada hi aage bad gaye hai ...koi body shaming kar raha hai, koi bail bula raha hai, koi gaali de raha hai, koi nashe ki baat kar raha mere bolne ke baad bhi , koi kisi ke blanket mai ghuss raha hai ....chalo pata karte hai ki ghar ki disha kaisi hai...disha patani nahi .....ghar ki disha...kya kya samjhte ho aap log
.Girl's outfit.
.Boy's outfit .
All Contestants: hiiiii sir
Salman: hello hello hi everyone
Rhea: sir aap jach rahe ho
Salman: scotch bright thodi na hoon
Pankaj: sir sirf scotch pite hai
Salman: pehle toh badhai ho Sara, aap is ghar ki captain ban gayi hai...sab khush hai sivaye kartik ke
Sara:thank u sir
Kartik:sir aisi baat nahi hai mai bhi khush hoon
Varun:chal jhootha
Salman: waise hum aapko kuch dikhana chahte hai....exclusive footage(Salman shows the video where kartik and sara come under the same blanket)
Vicky: omggggggggg
Rhea:whooaaaaaaa...sahi khel gaya
Varun:mai pehle se hi jaanta tha
Salman: kartik aur Sara aap dono toh apni hi aashiqi 3 bana rahe hai blanket ke neeche
Sara:sir aisa kuch bhi nahi hai...woh bas ek task tha ...toh task ke liye humne Kiya
Kartik: ji Sara..sorry sir
Salman:isko toh sab jagah Sara hi dikh rahi hai...yahan tak mere andar bhi...dekho kartik hume koi interest nahi hai jaane mai ki blanket ke neeche kya hua tha
Kartik:par sir kuch aisa waisa nahi hua tha
Bhumi: yeh aisa waisa kya hota hai?
Sara: itni bholi mat bano tum
Salman: chalo moving on iss hafte kaun kaun nominated hai?
Rhea:sir iss baar Mai, kartik, varun , Neha and bhumi
Salman: toh mai zyaada waqt na barbaad karte hue , ye bata deta hoon ki kartik
Kartik:haan sir
Salman:kartik aap nomination se safe hote hai aur shayad aapko wattpad ki janta ne blanket ke neeche Sara ke saath bohut pasand kiya hai
Kartik:sir aap bhi kya bol rahe ho
Salman:hum toh sirf sach bolte hai, sach bolne se yaad aaya ki kahan hai humari miss right? Sara?
Sara:ji sir? Maine aisa kya kar diya
Salman: woh toh aapko pata hona chahiye, aap pichle hafte itna accha khel rahi thi, iss hafte kya hogaya aapko
Sara: pata nahi sir......
Salman: sara, iss baar aapne do baar gaaliya di hai , aapne Rhea ko kahan "shut the fuck up" "don't you tell me to shut up bitch" ...is this the language ur going to use in my house?
Sara:sir , really sorry but Rhea started provoking me
Rhea: oh plz I didn't even say a word
Sara: don't talk shit bro
Salman:sara, see again she's provoking u, agar woh galat hai, toh tum bhi galat hogi? Nahin naa, control and use ur words wisely....and rhea aap bhi koi dood ki dhuli nahi ho
Rhea:sir mai toh bohut innocent hoon
Salman: agar aap innocent ho, toh aapko kya zarrorat thi body shaming karne ki? "Chup re bail ....Kitna khaati hai tu moti" yeh aapki himmat kaise hui yahan par ya bahar bhi bolne ki?
Rhea: par sir...
Salman: Rhea, justification ek baar li jaa sakti hai, har hafte nahi...(Caller of the week)
(Iss hafte ki caller of the week hai TwinkleLunia jinka yeh sawaal Ishaan Khatter se hai ki)
Ishaan jabse ghar mai aaye hai tabse woh show ke prati zyaada yogdaan nahi de rahe hai aur bas ananya ki aad mai aage nikal rahe hai toh yeh inn dono ki personal strategy hai ki
Agar ananya se aage nahi bada jaa raha hai toh unhe ishaan support karenge aur agar ishaan se aage nahi bada jaa raha hai toh unhe ananya support karengi ....so is that a real love or a strategy to win?Salman: bada bhaari bharkam wala sawaal pucha hai TwinkleLunia aapne
Ishaan jawaab dijiye inhe
Ishaan: ahh TwinkleLunia maam, mera maana yeh hai ki hum iss ghar mai toh zyaada fake nahi kar sakte hai...toh ab hum aapko jaise bhi dikh rahe hai, hum actual mai bhi aise hi hai...toh yeh humari koi game strategy toh nahi hai aur real love ka hume kya maloom, hum toh abhi bhi bacche hi hai
Salman: agar bacche Hote toh yahaan nahi hote....I hope aapko apna jawaab mil gaya hoga . Thank u so much for calling us
Ishaan: bada solid question pooch Liya humse
Salman: waise ishaan se mujhe ananya yaad aaya
Ananya:sir plzzzz aisa kuch nahi hai
Salman:woh toh waqt hi batayega , par ananya aapko pata biggboss Kaun kaun dekhte hai?
Ananya: haan sir, poora bharat dekhta
Salman:poore bharat mai kaun kaun?
Ananya: sir almost sab
Salman: villagers bhi na?
Ananya: haan sir
Salman: toh aap yeh kaise keh sakti ho, ki "don't talk bro, if u don't know how it ....bloody villager" ...aapko pata haina iska matlab
Ananya: ji sir, woh flow flow mai nikal gaya...agli baar nahi bolugi
Salman: yeh accha hai, aage bolo flow flow mai nikal gaya, aur phir sorry bhi boldo.....isse accha bolne se pehle apne mann mai ek baar galat ya sahi bolne se pehle socho toh...shayad madad karde aapki ...and this is for everyone not only for ananya Sara or rhea
Ananya: yeh sir, we will keep this in our mind
Salman: ab mai aata hoon ladko ke upar....kartik
Kartik: ji sir
Salman: aapko ek baar bolne se samaj nahi aata hai kya?
Kartik: sir ahh..
Salman:"kaunsa Nasha karke aaya hai tu savere savere"
Kartik: sir woh maine mazaak mazzak mai bola tha
Salman: kartik, kya aapko lagta hai ki yeh mazzak karna ka topic hai?
Kartik:nahi sir
Salman: toh phir, aur aap yeh baat jaante bhi ho, toh plz Iska dhyaan rakhe
Kartik:ji sir
Salman:ab aate hai main mudde par
Ranbir aur pankaj ji par
_________________________________________Aisa kya kiya hoga pankaj ji aur Ranbir ne? Jise dilaya Salman khan ko gussa?
Agle weekend ke vaar mai jaante hai.Aur special thanks to TwinkleLunia ❤
See ya soon 💫
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