BIGG BOSS

.Seniors.

TUESDAY 8:30AM
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(Morning wala good morning song,all the contestants are dancing)

Ananya: lagta hai aaj toh koi swag se aane wala hai.
Rhea:aeee jaa nahakar aa, mujhe bhi nahana hai
Ishaan:tujhe toh nahane ki sakht jaroorat hai...yahan tak bass maar rahi hai..

Pankaj: aaj kya Suraj paschim ( west) se nikla hai kya ?
Ishaan: aisa kyon aap keh rahe ho pankaj ji?
Pankaj: nahi woh ranbir aaj,jaldi uth gaya hai
Ishaan:chamatkar ho gaya hai, pankaj ji hume naa aapse pyaar ho gaya tha Mirzapur mai
Pankaj: Hamara naam Akhandanand Tripathi hai. Jis Akhanda se aap parichit hain wo vyapari the, aur hum abhi pankaj Tripathi hain....beta sab kuch soch samajhkar ke kehna...

(Later at the lawn, ranbir and alia start a conversation...which later leads to a fight.)

Ranbir: alia, am I ur priority?
Alia: why is that even a question
Ranbir:kyunki mai jabse aaya hoon na tumse tum varun se chipki hui ho
Alia:rk, his is my friend...in fact he's my bestfriend and u very well know that
Ranbir:yes, but I am ur boyfriend. U should be only sitting and chatting with me....(holds her tightly)
Alia:just shut the hell up....stop being so possessive...enough is enough...maina tumhara yeh roop toh kabhi dekha hi nahi tha
Ranbir: mera yeh roop kaise dekhti tum, jab tumne apne roop aaj pehli baar dikhati ho.. jao jao uske saath chipko
Alia:shut the fu*k up ranbir
Ranbir:mere chehre par chu*iya nahi likha hai.....jo karna hai tujhe kar cheap kahin ki

(Alia walks off, rushes to the washroom
Varun comes there)

Varun: alia kya hua...mere muh pe darwaza todd degi kya?
Alia:I hate this!!! Fu*k u yaar
Varun:abbe gaali aise khaali peeli mai   kyu de rahi hai ...
Alia:(still crying)
Varun: baahar aana bata na kya hua hai?

(Ranbir comes)

Varun:ranbir,Alia ro kyu rahi hai?
Ranbir :oh madam ka rona bhi chalu ho gaya?
Varun: dont provoke her unnecessarily
Ranbir: ohhhh I see ab mujhe tu bata yega ki kya karna aur kya nahi karna chahiye....chal be yahan se nikal
Varun: ranbir control ur words...batao toh sahi mujhe ki kya hua hai?
Ranbir: jo bhi hua hai haina, uske sirf tum, sirf tum zimmedar ho
Varun: hai mai kaise? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi
Ranbir: alia agar tune darwaza nahi khola , toh mai darwaza todd doonga
*Alia opens the door
Varun:alia hua kya hai? Alu hua kya hai?
Ranbir:alu alu alu ....aur koi word aata hai tujhe...din bhar alia alia alia
Varun: ranbir please behave
Alia:enough is enjoy just get out of here ,I want some personal space
Ranbir: oh! Aur kya kya kya chahiye aapko madam alia...boliye naa
Varun: ranbir!
Ranbir:aee tu chup kar saale jab dekho alia ke peeche madrata   rehta hai...saale teri aukat kya hai? Lagta hai ki tere maa baap ne terko parivarish theek nahi di hai
Varun:shut the fu*k up ranbir....teri himmat kaisi hui mere maa aur baap pe jaane pe? Teri asli aukaat  na mujhe dikh gayi...
Ranbir: chal be....nikal yahan se
Alia:get out guyss!!!

(Meantime in the kitchen)

Rhea: aee chal chal
Janvhi kahan chale?
Rhea:arre washroom mai tamasha dekhe ne ke liye?
Karan: washroom mai koi mela  nahi laga hai ....jao jakar apna kaam karo
Rhea: aeee tu chup re saala hijda..chal phatt ...jaa jaake road pe taali baja...yahan teri jagah nahi hai
Karan:ab toh pakka poora sure ho gaya hoon mai, ki tu mentally unstable hai...tu jaa jakar pagal khane mai Bharti ho jaa...wahi teri jagah aur teri aukat hai.