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(As its weekend ka vaar,all the contestants are dressed up!!)
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(Ab ladke ke ladkiyon se kam dikhna nahi chahte....toh isliye woh bhi taiyyar hoke aaye hai!!)
(Salman khan enters the stage on this song )
Salman: salam, namaste,aadab, namaskaar, sasriyakal, kem cho and welcome to bigg boss ka pahla weekend ka vaar!!! ..... toh iss hafte aap sabne dekha ki inn logon ne pehle hafte mai hi itna saara tehlka machha diya... Toh pehle hi hafte mai Varun Dhawan, Kartik Aaryan , Rhea Chakraborty,Sara Ali Khan ,Disha Patani ,Ranbir Kapoor aur Vicky Kaushal nominated hai .... Ab chaliye hum sab inn logon se milne jaate hai.
Everyone: hi salman sir,aap bohut hi zyaada acche lag rahe ho Salman:mai toh best hoon,par koi maane ko taiyar hi nahi hai.. Varun:sir par hum toh aapko best se bhi upar maante hai Salman:hahaha....aap log bhi bohut acche lag rahe ho,karan aap toh sabse best lag rahe ho. Karan:aap sacchi wali compliment de rahe ho ki, mera mazzak udda rahe ho? Salman:aapko kya lagta hai? Karan:mere ko wahi lagta hai ,jo aapko lagta hai. Rhea:matlab bilkul bakwass Salman: ye here shabd nahi hai,rhea ke hai Disha: (laughing) Salman: arre disha,aap bhi ho yahan Disha:haan sir Salman:aapko dekhne ke liye hume kaunsi disha ke taraf jaane padega? Disha: par sir, mai toh ghar najar aati hoon... Salman:par aap hume aur darshakon ko toh bohut hi kam nazar aate ho Disha:accha sir Alia :sir mujhe aap se kuch kehna tha rhea ke baare mai Salman:haan ji alia,mujhe sab maloom hai...hum uss mudde pe zarror baat karenge. Alia:accha sir Salman: arre namaste sara Sara: aadab salman sir Salman: mujhe aap apna relationship status bataiye Sara: sir mai single hoon. Salman:aap sure ho uske baare mai,kyunki humne toh kuch aur hi dekha Sara:sir aapne aisa kya dekh liya....jo mai dekh nahi payi? Salman:aur kartik aapka kya relationship status hai? Kartik:sir mai bhi single hoon. Salman:aap sure ho ? Kyunki hum toh kuch aur hi delh rahe hai baahar! Kartik:haan sir, koi nahi hai meri zindagi mai abhi ke liye filhaal Salman:kartik aur sara aap dono please apne aur apne relationship status ke baare mai sochna...mai kal phir se puchunga. Sara:accha sir. Salman: hi ananya Ananya: hi sir!!!! Salman: ananya, mujhe toh lagta hai ki aap aye Ishaan galat show mai aa gaye hai. Ishaan iss show ka kya naam hai Ishaan: Bigg Boss, sir bigg boss hai iss show ka naam Salman:chalo atleast,aap dono ko itna toh pata hai, toh aap dono iss show ko Love School ya tinder kyu bana rahe ho? Ananya: ohhhh....par mujhe abhi bhi nahi samaj mai aaya ki aap kya kehna chah rahe ho? Ishaan:par sir,mai aapki baat samaj gaya,mai Ananya ko samajha doonga Salman:par mere ko ek baat aaj toh samaj hi aa gaya Neha:kya sir? Salman: ki ishaan BB lab task mai kyu haare the? Ishaan :sir ,please sir mai dobara nahi pitna chahta hoon Salman: beta, isliye toh mai aaj bhi single hoon
(All the contestants and Salman laughs)
Salman:accha chalo aaj hum iss ek pratha karenge, jo biggboss mai 200 saal se chalte hua aa raha hai Bhumi:galt fammi ke gubbare!! Salman:aree aap bhi 200 saal se biggboss mai ho kya? Bhumi: nahi sir,par mai 200 saal se biggboss zarror dekhti hui aa rahi hoon. Salman:vicky aur humare kapoor khaandan ke Chirag Ranbir,storeroom se jaake gubbare leke aaiye. Ranbir :sir mai jau? Salman:aapka naam ranbir hi haina? Ranbir:haan ji sir Salman: toh jaaiye na, hum toh bas aapko energetic bana rahe hai Alia:accha hai sir, ab toh bigg boss bhi pareshan ho gaye hai kuckdoo ku bajate bajate.... Salman: ab chaliye yeh gubbare wale hairbands
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Salman:toh hum yeh mere favourite se chalu karenge Kapoor khaandan ke Chirag se ....Ranbir aap chalu kare
Ranbir:sir mai pehle alia ka gubbara ko phodna chahunga Alia: mujhe toh pata hi tha Ranbir:toh haan alia ji ko lagta hai ki woh sabse best hai, jo woh bilkul bhi nahi hai...toh basically inki galt fenmj hai ki yeh hamesha sahi hai aur best hai.... Secondly mai sara ka gubbara phodna chahunga kyunki unhe lagta hai ki paani fekena bohut zyaada hi cool hai Aur woh cool bane ki koshish bohut karti hai....toh inki galt femmi hai ki yeh bohut cool hai...jabki yeh bohut hi borind aur jhagdaalu kisam ki hai
Salman: ab rhea, aapki baari hai Rhea: ahh sir mai pehla gubbara karan ka phodna chahungi ...unki yeh galat fenmi hai ki woh ek sur sabse best producer hai... Aur doosra mai sara ka phodna chahunga...unki sabse galat fenmi yeh hai ki woh sabse smart hai, mere hissab se woh biggboss ke laayak bhi nahi hai.
Salman: Vicky,aap ki baari hai
Vicky : sir mai actually pankaj ji ka gubbara phodna chahunga Pankaj: accha ji? Vicky:sir mujhe pankaj ji ki yeh galat fenmi lagti hai ki unhe lagta hai woh ghar ke gunde hai.. jabki woh kuch bhi nahi hai. Aur mera doosra naam kartik ka hoga, kartik ko galat femmi yeh hai ki unhe lagta hai ki woh sabse strong contestant hai Kartik:uss mai lagne ki kya baat hai, sabko pata hai ki mai strong contestant hoon. Salman: accha agar aisi baat hai toh kartik aap iss hafte ke elimination safe hai. Aur yeh mera bday gift bhi hai aapke liye Kartik:omggg thank u so much wattpad ki janta aur salman sir .
Salman:chalo isski ke saath saath agli baari bhi aapki hai
Kartik:sir mai sara ka gubbara phodna chahunga Sara:waah, mai toh bohut hi zyaada hi popular hoon iss khel mai Kartik:sir sara ki galat femmi hai ki mai Usse nafrat karta hoon, jabki mai usse bilkul bhi nafrat nahi karta Salman : bhai ,tum dono apna relationship status check karao humare doc.Varun baba se aur Dr.Alia Bhatt se.
Kartik: sir yaar, mera doosra naam vicky honge...kyunki inki yeh galat fenmi hai ki yeh bohut strong hai... mujhe yeh bohut weak lagte hai
Salman: accha, ab disha, sara, pankaj ji aap log ki baari kal aayengi...kyunki mujhe na sirf colours logon ne ek ghante aur half n hour ke paise diye hai...toh kal hum aapke vichaar sunege. Thank u so much, hum aap se kal milenge. __________________________________________________________________________________
Kaisa laga pehla weekend ka vaar with salman ? Ab kartik ji toh safe ho gaye...
Varun Sara Ranbir Rhea Vicky Disha Abhi bhi nominated hai , toh wattpad ki janta,aap logon ke paas bas aaj ka hin don hai voting ke liye...nahi toh aapka man pasindita contestant bahar ho sakta hai. TOH VOTE KARIYE! VOTING LINES BAS AAJ RAAT TAK KHULI HAI.
