BIGG BOSS

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TUESDAY
MORNING 8:30AM

(Morning wala gaana)

Ranbir:  meri shona kahan gayi?
Rhea: kaunsi shona? Aapki toh bohut saari haina.
Ranbir: hahah ...the funniest thing is ki yeh baat bol bhi kaun raha hai
Alia:good morning RK

(Later in the afternoon )

Ranbir: guys listen mai kisi ke bhi jhoothe bartan saaf nahi karunga
Alia: ranbir, yahaan par sab sabka  kaam  kar rahe ...toh aap bhi kariye na
Bhumi: ranbir, why are u making a big fuss on such a small topic
Ranbir: meri marzi, mai kisi ke bartan saaf karne bigg boss mai nahi aaya hoon.
Ishaan: aisa toh mai bhi koi bathroom wathroom saaf nahi karunga...sab bhad mai jai
Disha:ishaan ur talking nonsense as usual
Rhea:agar aisi bat hai toh mai bhi koi kaam nahi karungi abse...mai jaa rahi hoon sone.
Sara:everyone Shut up!
Ranbir:arre ghar ki juliet aa gayi! Madam aapki hi kami thi yahan par
Vicky: apne heartbroken  romeo ko kahan chod ke aayi ho?
Sara: poke karna hai, toh karte raho, kyunki mai hone wali nahi hoon
Ranbir:chal chal
Alia:mai iss ghar ki captain hoon, mai jo bolegi, waisa hi hoga , agar nahi karna hai toh please get out of this show. Yahaan par sab kaam karenge...maine bhi kiya tha nahi karna hai toh mai punishment (dand) doongi.
Rhea:overacting ke liye tujhe oscar milna chahiye.
Alia:atleast mujhe oscar toh mil raha hai, teri tarah toh nahi na.
Sara: award milne ki haqdaar nahi hai ye yaar.
Ranbir: mai kiski ke bartan nahi karunga.
Alia: come on yaar

(Rhea breaks all the cutlery like  plates and bowls.)

Varun: aeeee pagal hai kya?
Kartik: tu kya bahar se ganja phook ke aayi hai?
Sara: tameez naam ki cheez hai tume?
Janhvi :tameez ki spelling bhi pata hai tumhe.
Rhea: GUYS  PLEASE FU*K OFF , dont u bloody tell me what to do
Bhumi: isse teri parivarish sabke samne aati hai. Lagta bachpan kuch seekhi nahi hai

Biggboss:  hum chahte hai ki aap sabhi ke sabhi log abhi ke abhi living room mai upastith ho.
Vicky: aaj toh hum gaye kaam se
Biggboss: aap sabhi contestants biggboss mai kyun aaye hai?
Karan: sir show jeetne ke liye aaye hai.
Biggboss: hume toh kuch aur hi nazar aa raha hai. Iss season mai humne pehli baar itne saare anuchit nakhre dekhe hai aap sabhi ke. Koi bartan nahi maajna chahta , koi ghar ke kaanch ke plate tod raha hai, koi bathroom saaf nahi karna chahta...toh yeh sabhi kaaryakram ko nazar mai rakhte hue, biggboss aap sabhi ko ek aakhri warning de rahe hai.
Pankaj:  ji biggboss
Rhea: bhaad mai gaya yeh show, mai abhi bhi iss ghar ka koi kaam nahi karungi.
Disha: oh madam! Hum tumhare yahan naukar nahi baithe hai.
Rhea: aee chal nikal, jaakar apne jaanwar ko paal
Disha: aee apni zubaan Sambhal ke baat kar.
Rhea : chal nikal yahan se
Disha: mai tere jaise ko apne saamne bhi khada nahi karti.
Rhea: tere samne khada bhi kaun hona chahega?
Alia: as the  captain of the house aap sabhi log apna apna kaam karenge.

(Later in the evening ,vicky ranbir and neha are having a conversation.)

Vicky: yaar yeh rhea toh mere sir ke upar se jaa rahi hai.
Neha: pata nahi yeh biggboss aisi ladki ko laye hi kyu hai?
Ranbir :taaki yeh ladki humare Blood Pressure bada sakhe
Vicky: thode din ruko, yeh ladki hume hospital mai bharti kar dengi
isne toh mera sugar BP cholesterol aur na jaane kya kya bada diya hai.
Neha: dont worry ranbir and I are also joining u at the mental hospital