Consulting criminal, sound familiar? Well, Y/n L/n took great inspiration from the fictional villain Jim Moriarty. From the young age of 18 she built up her criminal empire until she was untouchable. Until she could do whatever she wanted, get whate...
You could feel the effect as your fingers traced down his neck. Grinding down, his soft groan vibrated against your lips until you pulled back.
"Always wanted to see what a God's lips tasted like," you hum, grinning wide when his eyes snap open. "I'm not an idiot, and your little attempt to distract me won't end well, Friggason," climbing off him, your hand grazes over his crotch. "But l'm happy about my affect on his royal highness,"
It took a moment for him to regain focus as he grabbed your wrist. "What are you doing here?" He coughed, letting his original form fade back in.
"Mm, I do prefer you with black hair,"
His grips tighten. "Don't toy with me, mortal,"
"I'm here on business, and if you tighten your grip on me other than when we have sex I will cut your hands off and turn them into coin purses," releasing from his grip, you straighten your outfit out before walking to the back.
"Where is she going, Reindeer?"
"Most likely to whoever she has business with,"
"Anna is following, everyone engage now," Nat ordered.
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The team stalked down the hall, hearing yells of anger and scream. They rush to the main office where a splatter of blood hit the opaque glass door.
"Not pretty," Bruce gags, team members contemplating whether or not to disrupt.
Inside, you were standing over a squirming body as Anna happily munched on liquorice.
"Please! Have mercy!" Mike pleads as you dragged the knife along his skin.
"Shut up," you growl before listening to Anna.
"As I was saying, I had a crisis whether or not I was a top, then I saw this girl and decided to be a switch," she hums making you laugh.
"Welcome to the switch life, sweetheart, now..." raising the knife up it lands in Mike's palm. "Plans, my sweet~" you call out as he screams in pain.
"Bottom drawer!" He whimpers as you smile and stab his other palm.
"Wasn't so hard was it?" You hop up and pat down your pants. Grabbing the revolver on the desk you shot the glass door letting it shatter to reveal the heroes. "Greetings and salutations,"
"What did you do??"
"Got the plans," bending down you grab the folders and hand them to Anna who put them away. "Highest bidder, you know the deal,"
"No way, we can't let you do that,"
"You can and will... Stark knows exactly the type of power I hold... over you... the government... the president... and the world," you saw Steve's eyes widen in a slight fear. "So, test me again... and we'll see exactly how long it takes for me to rip this entire planet to shreds with a single snap of my..." you click your fingers. "Fingers,"
"Let her go," Tony sighs, pushing everyone back.
"Thank you, teddy," you pinch his cheek. "Anna, let's go," your assistant follows you out as you stopped right in front of Loki. "And do consider asking me for help on world domination next time you feel like it, I'm sure we could come to... some sort of agreement," your eyes stayed forward until looking to him.
"Can we stop for ice cream?" Anna quips, typing away at her phone.
"Of course," you watch with a smile as she hurries off. In one quick spin you look at the group. "I hope you enjoy your night- oh, and Barnes? Hurt her and I'll have your teeth grinded into a powder and blown into your eyes..." you grin sinister at Bucky who nods. "Until next time!~"
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"What now?" Peter looks to Fury and Hill who sigh. "Can't you arrest her?"
"She has intel on all of us, personal and controversial that may put the entirety of SHIELD at risk," Fury let his anger boil out, the thought of strangling you to death in the end keeping him calm.
"So what? We let her go?"
"No," Hill tosses a file over. "You will all attend,"
"How are we getting in? They know what we look like,"
"Disguises-"
"Ehem," they all spin to the door of the meeting room where Anna stood holding an invitation.
"How did you get in here?" Hill raised her gun, not a flinch earned from the girl.
"It isn't hard," she walks forward to stand beside Bucky, placing the cards down in the centre of the table. "Info is all in there, do dress formal and not barbaric... that means you: Thor, Pietro, Clint,"
"What??" The group gapes.
"Insufferable," she sighs. "Boss wants you all there! Yippy!" She laughs sarcastically. "Oh! Are those gummy bears?" She reaches forward and takes a handful.
"Anna, how did you get up here?"
"Using magic~" they furrow in confusion. "Wow, you're all so gullible... I just got a ride from one of your men who owe me a favour,"
"Who is it? And what favour did he ask of you?"
"I'm not a snitch... and it was just a one night stand he enjoyed way too much," a smile forms on her lips as she saw Bucky's metal arm nearly snap the armrest in half. "You're adorable," Anna kisses his cheek before taking out her phone. "Bye!"
"Simp," Sam coughs making a flustered Bucky punch him.
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