ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ [sᴏᴜᴋᴏᴋᴜ]

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 3

Dazai's POV:

Most people had arrived at my house apart from Chuuya. Akutagawa was already trying to get the alcohol off Kunikida who was protecting it in a corner, he claimed that it was very irresponsible for us to get drunk even though he would be the most wasted by the end.
I walked over to my sofa and pushed Atsushi off it. He face planted the ground and I laughed, he literally looked so stupid. I was wanting to lie down which is why I pushed Atsushi off in the first place, but I had changed my mind.

I went towards the door and saw Atsushi staring at me from the corner of my eye, well he looked angry. I crouched by the door getting ready to jump at Chuuya when he came in, I had tried to scare everyone like this when they came round but they knew me too well and avoided it. How sad. I heard a car pull up outside, I wonder if it was Chuuya, probably not he would be too short to see over the wheel-

I heard a loud knock on the door and yelled for them to come in. As soon as I saw the ginger hair I jumped at him, he saw me coming and stepped out of the way. I landed on the hard concrete outside my house, ow that hurt. I guess this was payback for pushing Sushi off the seat.

"What the fuck was that."
I heard Chuuya say.

"I was just gonna open the door for you, I didn't know if you could reach the handle-"
I immediately regreted saying this because he came over and kicked me in the head.

"IM STILL GROWING!"
I heard someone laughing from inside and saw Ranpo standing there watching us with popcorn, I didnt even know we had popcorn. I felt so betrayed by him, he was supposed to help me.
I stood up and ran inside quickly, not wanting to get attacked by Chuuya again. Mission failed.

"So you all know, i'm only here for alcohol, and maybe to get to know some of the less annoying people around here."
The short ginger walked inside, glaring at me.
"It's not even been a day and I already hate you."

-1 hour later-

"It's not like I just hate everyone- yknow I work with some... pretty wacky people, they're- they're kind of interesting."
Chuuya was dangling off the end of the sofa with a bottle in hand.

"I work with some strange people too- his names Dazai Osamu, I think. He always tries to like, kill us all and everything. Hes kind of a bitch, man fuck him."
Kunikida who was also very drunk, despite having lectured everyone on why alcohol was bad, was standing in the middle of the living room, dancing.
Tanizaki and Ranpo were sitting on the ground laughing at how stupid the blonde looked.

"My boss is really PATHETIC. Yknow sometimes I get my gun and go, pew PEW but he never- he never dies, yknow?"
Chuuya said while kicking Atsushi who was sitting on the same sofa as him. There was a loud bang and Kunikida fell over. I ran over to him and just stared at him. I really wanted to laugh at him but knew he would kill me.

"I would help you but you insulted me earlier." I had refused to drink any alcohol at all, everyone was really surprised at that because apparently I seemed like someone to take it all.

"Chuuya stop- that hurts."
Atsushi complained about Chuuya kicking him. Suddenly Akutagawa went over to the sofa and pushed Chuuya off then sat down.

"Yeah chuuya stop."
Akutagawa smiled at Atsushi who turned away, his face slightly red.

"HEY DEPRESSED EMO NO EYEBROWED BITCH WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
Chuuya had made no effort to get off the ground and was just lying there.

"Shut up fancy hat man."
This made the ginger haired male stand up and kick Akutagawa in the face.

"I seriously thought you were a less annoying one. Everyone else is just diseased. There's a strange guy with glasses that has a notebook. Some fish guy, Sushi I think, maybe he works in a sushi ship. BAHAHAH I MEANT SHOP."
Chuuya laughed then lay on the ground aswell.

"Okay everyone, you should really be getting home soon. Your all loud, go away."
I sat down beside Kunikida on the floor.

"Can't. It's hard to drive."
Chuuya said.

"Take the bus with Tanazaki and Naomi."
Chuuya held up his empty wallet.

"I could always stay here with you. I wouldn't really mind it you're kind of hot."
I rolled my eyes and stared at Chuuya.

"No. I really didn't expect you to be like this when you're drunk."
I might not know him that well but he didn't seem like this type of person.

"Aww please. Kuniki can stay over too if you feel uncomfortable."
He made puppy dog eyes at me, he really was a weird drunk. I laughed and nodded, this was going to bw funny when Kunikida and Chuuya woke up in the morning.

"Okay, you and Kunikida can sleep down here. Don't blame me if you're confused in the morning."
Everyone apart from the two that were staying over, aka the sober ones, left the house.
"Well-"
I looked at the two pathetic looking people on my floor, they were gonna have such a bad hangover.
"Goodnight I guess."
Either they had already gone to sleep or they had chosen to ignore me, but no one replied.

I walked upstairs and flopped onto my bed, like most people in the Armed Detective Agency I lived alone. The reason I always had loads of parties is because I wanted to fit in, but according to Kunikida that was impossible for me to do.
It was easy enough for me to hide who I worked for, even though there wasn't really any reason why I had to. If I ever dropped any hints about who I worked for Kunikida would be raging at me, it was hilarious.

I stretched out and rolled onto my side. Today was a good day, I made a good new friend, well maybe he didn't think we were friends but you know, I did. I felt my eyes getting heavy then I fell asleep.

A/N: sorry for like, a bad written chapter. I had no plans for these first few chapters which is why they're so bad, but I have ideas in mind for future chapters lmao. 👍