secret love song [corpse husband]

6. this is halloween

OCT 28, 1:30 a.m.

corpsey: hi

v🖤: we just got off the phone

corpsey: i know
i just
i wanted to send you a picture

v🖤: go ahead

corpsey:

it reminded me of you

v🖤: WHY
CORPSE
WHY

corpsey: you sound short

v🖤: i hate you
i am short but i still hate you
how tall are you?

corpsey: 5'10

v🖤: 😭😭😭😭
im 5'5 i hate this
we would take cute couple pics tho

corpsey: yeah the height difference is hot

v🖤: you did not

corpsey: what

v🖤: did you pictured us together?
Seen
i'll take that as a yes

2:32 p.m.

v🖤: i mean we would make a hot couple

corpsey: no

v🖤: you're back yayyyy

corpsey: im sorry about earlier that was weird

v🖤: i thought it was funny
if you were serious then yes, the height difference is hot
if you were not serious, then yes, the height difference is still hot

corpsey: i don't know why i keep saying stuff like that to you

v🖤: i am capable of telling you when something is making me uncomfortable, i hope you will let me know when i take things too far, but coming back to you
we are friends
we joke
(or not, who cares)
we can flirt it doesn't have to mean anything
i like you so i don't think its weird what you say to me:)

corpsey: you don't know me

v🖤: 1. ouch
2. i know i don't know you, i still like what i do know about u
3. me saying i like you doesn't have to mean you are obliged to feel the same way
4. literally stop thinking too much about everything and just enjoy the moment

corpsey: once again, you intimidate me so fucking much

v🖤: sorry, sometimes i can be really intense

corpsey: it just
it scares me
feelings and that shit fucking terrifies me
not to mention, you haven't even seen my face
do you like
not want to see me?

v🖤: i do
but just when you want to, not because i ask

corpsey: thanks

v🖤: we can still talk like we normally do, get to know each other and see where things go
maybe it leads to something, maybe not
but life is too fucking short to wonder so
what do you say?

corpsey: you are mortifying
but i like you so fucking much

GROUP CHAT
"we love anal beads"

MEMBERS:
corpse
rae
sykkuno

OCT 31, 8:57 p.m.

corpse: im oanickingg

rae: are you okay????

corpse: yes
well no
but yes

sykkuno: what happened?

corpse: what comes next after i tell someone i like them

sykkuno: oh
i wouldn't know

corpse: wdym you wouldn't know disnoeldmd
and its bad
like really bad
she's so fucking pretty and nice and bougie and im
not that

rae: stop putting yourself down, you are an incredible person

corpse: but she is so out of my league

rae: no one is out of your league
that is so stupid

sykkuno: i think you are amazing corpse!
you truly deserve the best, so im happy for you.
rae is right :)

corpse: omfg
she
omfg she sent me
thats it
im dead
shes gonna be the fucking death of me

rae: EHAT

sykkuno: who are you talking about?

rae: YOU CANNOT LEAVE OS LIKE THAT

sykkuno: corpse?

rae: you mf

corpsey: STOP SHE JUST POSTED WITH HER FUCKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME
im deceased

rae: literally every girl is posting their costumes
JUST TELL US PLS

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user1: hot

colbybrock: stop taking pictures and come downstairs
     |venusflytrap: how about... no.

katrinastuartofficial: you are so hot

corpse_husband: no devil?
     |venusflytrap: nah

user2: i kinda ship her an corpse

user3: too bad she could never be in a relationship with him
     |user4: why
     |user3: @user4 bc she is a very public person, they would get papped
     |venusflytrap: do you realize you only get papped if you want to? and if you go to saddle ranch but why would i go to a place where the food is mediocre? to be seen with famous people? no thanks
     |corpsefanpage: so is she saying she would date him?

user5: you dress like a whore

user6: i hate that people mention corpse in every single one of your posts

user7: what if corpse actually likes her
     |corpsefanpage2: id die