"I'll speedrun your ass", dream whispers to sans' bony ear
as dream and sans begins their intimitate love fairs, Nagito bust down the doors "what the fuck sans?"
Nagito's eyes began to tear up as hes trembling down with his Rifle. "N-Nagito....what are you doing here...put down the gun" exclaimed sans as he try to ease down Nagito
The two hear another sound of a gun being loaded as Quackity appears behind nagito
"thats enough nagito." quakity shallow voice filled the room with slilent void.
"NO SANS! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT" nagito tries to wipe down his wet face with his sleeves as tears began to roll down "ITS SHOULD BE US SAN" Nagito was shaking, holding tight with the rifle
"SANS, WHY IS YOUR BONE INSIDE THIS HUMAN!? YOU SHOULD BE CAPTURING THEM!" papyrus exclaims. Everyone is shocked as papyrus appears from under the bed,
Jollibee came out from the shadows with a grin on his face "you fools, Dream will be mine"
As the comotion continued, Hilary Clinton was behind the closet, almost choking with her cold pizza. "tf was that" dream unconciously asked nowhere as he ignored the 3 people having to be in that situation of arguement
"PIZZA???!?!? WE ALL KNOW SPAGHETTI IS BETTER THAN PIZZA!" he exclaims once more, while bringing fresh spaghetti out from his pockets
"who are you" said by the trembling Teen boy nagito, "ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! I SHOULD BE THE LUCKY ONE, ME!" he aims at dream "SUCK MY DICK"
Beside Hilary is none other than georgenotfound, crying as he watches his best friend, no, the man of his dreams, get boned by his minecraft rival sans.
Hilary, with her pants being wet, stood up next to nagito and pat his back witg relief "nagito..." hilary could finished her words as Jolibee accidentally puts fingers up in Nagito's ass
"SANS! YOU LAZY BONES, CAPTURE THE HUMANS! SO UNDYNE WILL FINALLY! NOTICE! ME!" papyrus once again screams from the top of his non-existent lungs, and gets out from under the bed. He prepares to fight the humans and capture them.
Quackity walks towards george to comfort him, but was stopped by papyrus, pulling him under the bed.
Jolibee perks up to the sound of people fighting over what food to eat
He begins to recite the whole ad for his restaurant.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" papyrus asked, confused
Nagito moans in pleasure as he has never been touched like this in the ass before "aaa...a little to the left pls". Sans, with a brutally shocked face "LETS HIM GO ASSTURD, THAT KID IS MINE!" Sans shouted across the room
Dream, who is sitting on Hilary's lap, is talking to clinton about how he should have just finished college and find a lover "There there Dream...its gonna be all over soon"
"whats up" dave strider enters the room
"woah what the fuck is going on why are there boners and politicians whats this the us government?" dave said while having a boner himself
Hilary feeds Dream a slice of cold pizza as he chokes on his tears and molding pepperoni. Papyrus also joins and feeds Dream with bad spaghetti
Jolibee's mouth opened like a snake preparing to eat his prey hole. Inside him is a radio.
A song plays
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Quakity fell on the floor, having a seizure "TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF" the look in his eyes felt like a dream of hell surrounding him with ever agonizing torture The radio explodes, and out of Jollibee's mouth comes someone none of them expected to appear. Laughing as he slowly crawls out of the giant bee's mouth is none other than Freddy Fazbear.
Freddy Fazbear decided to sign a song
KARKALICIOUS
Hilary pushed dream away from her lap "no...it...it cant be..." she walked closer to Freddy "y..youre alive?" Hilary begans to tear up. Freddy Fazbear looked at the woman with no expression on his face because he' a robot
Dream cried from the impact after hilary pushed him "GEORGEEEEEEEEEEE~"
then suddenly..
Georgenotfound begins to gag and puke on Sans' ribs
George wiped off the remaining smudge on his face "sndnwndjeifeickwjdj?" he asked everyone in the room
"hello, my past lover, hillary clinton." Freddy says
"..Freddy...i...im so sorry...i know i shouldnt have put horse cock up in ur throat...i..i was young and stupid" Hilary began to wipe off her tears as her raw face turns red
PAPYRUS YET AGAIN COMES BACK INTO THE BATTLEFIELD WITH HIS NEW SPECIAL ATTACK, PREPARED TO TRAP HIS HUMAN FOES AND PRESENT THEM TO THE LEADER OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AND LATER ON, THE KING!
"I WILL NOT LET ANY OF YOU! ESCAPE!"
Freddy gets hit by papyrus' attack and fucking dies
"HAH! FOOLISH HUMAN PET, SO FRAGILE AND BROKEN BECAUSE OF MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" pap says
Quackity continues to have a seizure as his meek soul escapes his body, and another unknown spirit using his small, frail body as its vessel. It's...
It's the soul of the long gone Mr Krabs and he is back to avenge the death of his boyfriend freddy fazbear
George stopped papyrus "JWNXJEJFEIXKWJDJEJFJEJ!" papyrus was disgusted from his words "YOU JUST MADE IT EASIER FOR ME TO HIDEOUSLY MURDER U" both of them started to fuck
Freddy lay there on the ground, broken and unconscious. Could this be the end of the life of the crusty ass furry bear?
"why is his fur crusty"
"damn everybody forgot im in the room. now check my bug phat ass." dave strider said
Hilary ran towards freddy's laying robotic form "NO FREDDY!" freddy wipes the last tear on hilary's eyes "its not your f...fault.." and died
Dave
Dave
Dave????
"me" dave strider muttered
Mr. Krabs walked with his little peg crab legs to freddy's dead body. "I will avenge you my love".
"Not for our love, but for"
"ME MONEY"
"Money?" Tagora grins at the thought
It turns out freddy has an unpaid debt from mr. krabs
"no me" dirk strider suddenly appeared with his pink guy suit, Nagito completely scared
He reloads his rifle and aimed towards his head
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT ROOM!? YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT_" tagora gorjek shouts from the window
Nagito died from jollibee's fingering
Jolibee's hands are bigger than his dick
Dream leaves the room and heads to the bathroom. He returns shortly, holding a paper showing he tested positive for gonorrhea.
Sans turned into s transformer and kidnapped Quakity and Dave "I BLAME YOU BOTH FOR THIS"
"damn that sucks" dave replied
"I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!! dont know whats going on......" the greatest uttered
John wick pleaded "plz just stop" Dave's cape got in the way of his face so he cannot see a legend giving up
Nico di angelo raises the dead with McDonald's, Jollibee's shit. He wants to bring his sibling back to life again, Angel Dust. And to do so he has to defeat dave strider. As he has the key to the biggest key to all, a dildo.
An explosion was heard from outside. Everyone heard helicopters above them and the loud wailing of sirens.
"SIREN HEAD IS HERE!?" papyrus said, surprised.
A wild pokemon has appeared
the pokemon was killed by tagora gorjek
who attempts to force everyone to pay for living
Someone began speaking through a megaphone. "YOU BITCHES BETTER COME OUT OF THAT HOUSE WITH HANDS RAISED THIS INSTANT!" Angel Dust squealed, his voice barely audible because of how loud the police cars have become.
Siren head accidentally stepped on someone's used condom "WEWOWEWO" he slipped
dave decides to play EVERYWHERE AT THE END OF TIME STAGE 5 out loud as he is the last one alive
Dave is love, dave is life
dave dies because zeus fucked him
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiona drans? smut fanfic collaboratively written by sad and tired teenagers shitpost rp me and my friends did. we were tired af to the point where we laugh at anything but we still think it's kinda funny.
