An Obito crackfic.

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Okie so sorry if this is cringy but don't bully me plz. Please keep the chat clean. Why? Parents. Now enjoy this story. (Although I doubt you could call it a story, turds better) 

      Today you have the dreaded school. Memes are needed now, you thought. You slipped on your shoes, stumbling a little.

"I'll be home one hour after school ends," you shouted so your mom could hear.

"You better be home!" She shouted back.

"Aight, see you!" You shouted one last time before sprinting towards the school. I'm soo late. Detention is for sure, you thought. You soon reached the school. As you skidded in the halls, you just hoped you didn't get scolded in front of everyone. Sure you were a prankster, but you have at least a bit of shame. You knocked the door quietly.

"Come in," said a deep voice.

"H-hello," you said softly.

"Ahhh, so you are the missing student. Please, sit down," the sub said kindly. You nodded and sat down without making a fuss. You were lucky to get off this good. 

"Now where was I? Ahh, yes, so you must have..." the sub droned on. Now what did you want to do at home? Watch Naruto of course! You see, you were obsessed with the show.

"(Y/n), what was the name of the sword that King Arthur used?" Asked the sub.

"Umm, Excalibur I think," you said.

"Correct. Now you see..." the sub continued. Thank god you have a recorder and listen to it  at home, you thought. The mind started to drift into daydream mode. No! Snap out of it (y/n)! I have a Final Exam coming up next week and that comes as a 50% grade. I am basically scraping it to get by. Mom keeps the slipper by her side. 

"Class is over," the sub said.

Yassssss! This demonic hell is over! You were the first one out. Time for the arcade. As you raced on the streets, you saw Naruto fan heaven. It was a huge store, full of cosplayers, fake Konoha ninja headbands, "chakra in a bottle", AlL tHe NaRuTo ShOwS, and so so so so much more. You skidded to a halt. What. What is this? What is this I see? 

You decided you had 10 minutes to spare because your friends always come late in the first place. You entered while changing from tomboy, to the biggest, most obnoxious fan girl ever. You might've stayed there for 3 hours had you not set an alarm. You sighed as you left the store. Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again. 

The song rung in your head. You looked at the time and you're eyes widened. IM GONNA BE LATER DAN DEM!!!!!!!!! They will never let me forget this, you thought. You were panting when you finally reached. You got out your phone and called them.

"Heeeey guys, sooo where are you?" You asked nervously.

"We are at the Pac-Man (y/n)," your friend definitely not your best friend said.

"Aight imma meet y'all there," you said.

You then ran to the Pac-Man as quietly as possible. You then saw a beautiful big red button. What's the worst that could happen, you thought. YoU pReSsEd ThE fLiPpIn BuTtOn. (Lmaooo, you guys r so stoopid. I'm just kidding). Suddenly, you felt yourself losing consciousness. W-what I ne-ed help, you thought. You then passed out. (Why did I cringe when writing this part ಥ|_| ಥ)

You're eyes fluttered open. Mumbling, you stood up. Where am I, you thought. You saw a tree that had the Konoha ninja symbol. (Idk what it is called 🤷‍♀️). I, the stupidest, crack obsessed child in the universe, was chosen to go into the Naruto, you thought. The Gods must be blessing me.

Oh how you were going to crack up the show. *gasp* I get to meet Bakashi, pedo- senpai, Hinata... I could go on, you mentally screamed. You walked for what you thought and felt was 5 HoUrS. Oh finally, if only I could sleep like Izumo and Kotetsu, you thought. You then yelled at the top of your lungs.

"WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY PILES OF TRASH!!!" You stated calmly.

You snickered as they jerked awake and stumbled. Wonder what time I came here, before or after the Chuunin Exams? I do hope before so that I get to meet the main cast. As they woke up, you started to walk to the gates.

"Hey! Who are you!?" Asked Izumo.

"I am Eye," you said/

"She is who?" Asked Kotetsu.

"She is Eye," replied Izumo.

"She is you?" Questioned Kotetsu.

"I am Eye," you repeated. (If you know this reference then I waved u UwU)

"*sigh* what is your real name child," asked Kotetsu.

"Uhhhhhh, it's Kiri... Yeah! Kiri!" You exclaimed. Goddammit! I just happened to fumble my words. I am definitely on the sus list, you thought.

"Do you have any family?" Asked Izumo.

"98 bottles of beer on the wall- wha, oh, no," you said

"Well, we will take you to the Hokage's office," Izumo replied.

"Okie DoKiE wait sHi-!" You started. Monika plz spare meh. Im so sorry. Both ninjas share funny looks. They started to walk. You soon reached the building. If I become a ninja, then I can get to read Icha Icha Paradise. I can have OP fighting moves and just enjoy this world. Wait am I getting Mushy? HeLl NaW-

"We are here kid," said Kotetsu.

*knock knock* (WhOsE tHeRe-) "Hokage-sama, we found a child at the gates," said Izumo. 

"Bring the child in," said a deep voice, ahh so Hiruzen is still the Hokage, you thought. Unless this is a different time period, I wouldn't mind Kakashi's. 

"Hello there!" You said

"You must be the child they found at the gates, is that right?" Hiruzen, sorry, LoRd 3rd said/asked.

"Yea," you reply/

"Welol, do you know any jutsus?" He asked.

"Erm... let me try... BNHA style, the Ochako float!" You said as you started floating. (Don't bully me for that okie) "that is a yes."

Interesting, Lord 3rd thought. 

"Well, let me assign you a team," Lord 3rd started, "It will be, Team Minato."

Whew! 1008 words. A personal record for me. Remember to keep the chat clean plz. Btw, this is a bonus:

"Hey Minato-sensei, why did you ask us to meet at the training ground? Not that I mind, of course," Obito said, having a quick glance at Rin.

"Well, we have a new girl joining our team," said Minato.

"Great. Another annoying teammate," said Kakashi monotonously.

"I hope she is pretty," said Rin.

"Well, we are going to meet her very soon," said Minato.

Yes you will! In da next chapter. See ya couch potatoes. Unless you actually aren't. 👁👄👁.