An Obito crackfic.

So I had an idea (I think)

"I've been waiting... FOR FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" You shouted. You had just realized that you were starving. 

"YES YES! FOOD IS AWSOME!!!!" Yelled Obito with me. We marched together towards heaven as the others sweatdropped at our antics. We were talking a bunch about being Hokage. Then, we reached the iconic ramen palace. (Not really, it's actually kinda smol in da anime). We all ordered our ramen. 

"Y'now, I think Minato-sensei could be a Hokage," you said out of the blue, smirking knowingly. (Even though 90% of the time you have no idea wha-) 

"Wha- who me!?" Minato Picasso said. (Don't mind me, just putting random rhyming stuff here like any normal person would.... right?) 

"Yeah. I mean, who else do you know that could be Hokage?" You asked fully knowing he doesn't have a person to say. 

"Hey hey! What about me huh!" Said Obito protectively. (No it wasn't a typo) 

"You are too young right now but later on you could be one," you said patiently.

"You don't need to crush his dreams like that now do you?" Said Kakashi, slightly jealous that she wouldn't encourage him like that. 

"What? Now you care about his feelings," you said.

"Well of course! He is really kind after all," said a happy Rin.

"Of course," you said. Only a master could hear the sarcasm.

"You're being sarcastic Kiri," said Rin sweat dropping.  

"Juan," you said.

"What," said the entire group.

"Gotta catch 'em all- ,"  you started.

"URUSEN," shouted an irritated Kakashi, karate chopping your head. (Does that make sense?) He was tired of your... annoying self. (Totally ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...*insert French laughing here*) 

You all left the ramen place since you were done. Sorry when AlL were done. 

"Hey Kiri, you never told us your last name? Can you tell us now?" Asked Rin innocently.

"Yes, the Hokage didn't tell me. What is your last name?" Asked Minato.

"Yeah! Yeah! Tell us!" Said Obito, joining the hype. Kakashi said nothing. As usual.

"Good question," you said. (Which one of u pictured Shrek 🙋‍♀️)

"Uhhhhhh," you were sweating buckets by now. (And all because you didn't comment on the name. Eri is disappointed in you. So is Nezuko. Plus Himawari.)   

You stopped in your tracks realizing something. That sly Hokage didn't give me an apartment room!? Why you- 

"I've got to go ask the Hokage for an apartment room!" You yelled before saying:

"Sonic style! The need for speed!" (It took all my willpower to not laugh like a gremlin) 

You raced off (under da sea *slap*) to the Hokage office.

"I need an apartment!" You shouted, kicking open the door. 

"Well you see-," started the Hokage smirking.

"Yes," you said sweetly... too sweetly.

"I've got the keys ready," said the Hokage quickly.

"Well isn't that nice," said yourself, satisfied. And I thought you could stand your ground. 

"Thank you," you said as you took the keys. You skipped towards the apartment. I feel so happy right now, I mean, who wouldn't? I just survived a whole day in the Naruto world. You thought. As you walked towards the your apartment, you felt kind of sad. I wonder how my friends are doing right now, you thought. If they don't miss me... what can I say except you're dead soon~. You know, I kinda feel bad for author-Chan. She is probably writing So MuCh... wait what? 

As you scanned the area, you saw a fluffy bed. I forgive you Hiruzen, you thought as you snuggled with a pillow. Now was the time for deep universe thoughts.

Do I want to change the plot up? Or should I keep it the same? You thought. What if I saved Obito? What if I saved Rin? I know for a fact that would change the plot up a lot. What if I saved Rin only? Or only saved Minato and Kushina from the nine tails attack. (If you are thinking that this is way too serious for your brain to handle, then you can skip or not. I have to add this because a lot can change from these decisions. Please bear with me. Thank you for reading this smol rant.) 

If I saved Minato and Kushina, then Naruto might be more stuck up than a cinnamon roll so I have to decide on that. Also, Tsunade might not become Hokage. I might have to let them... die. And because of that, I will help them enjoy the most now. I mean , they really do deserve it. 

After these deep shower thoughts, you started to feel sleepy. I'll handle it all tomorrow, you thought, falling into a peaceful slumber. 

You woke up looking at a cute doggo. 

"WHAT THE-," you shouted as you scrambled out of bed. 

"Is this a joke or something," you said as you laughed nervously.

"Ruff!" Said the doggo ever so cutely.

"You are those dogs that you can't stay mad at for long eh," you analyzed. (When did you get this smart!? Although it was probably obvious even for me) 

The dog was fluffy, soft, and just too cute. That's when you noticed how many tails the dog has. Twenty. Yeah that's right, TwEnTy tails. Hold up, is this one of those baby tailed beasts. 'Cause the cuteness just beat Kurama's, and that saying something. 

You picked the dog up. It was just a ball of sunshine at this point. 

"Well, since you don't have an owner, imma just keep you 'Kay?" You told the dog.

"Ruff!" Was the reply you got. But he was smiling so it's legal. (Yes the tailed beast is a he. And yes I improvised because I had this sudden idea whilst I was typing) 

But then, you realized something. If Minato sees him, then he will take him away from me, you thought. 

"Hey buddy, can you have only one tail? For now at least, please?" You asked him.

"Okie!" Said the dog, wait... SaId!?

"You can talk!?" You said out loud. 

"Only to you, and only through the mind," said the doggo.

"So I'm not going crazy, or more than I already am?" You asked.

"Yup!" Said the doggo enthusiastically.

"Well then, what's you're name?" You asked.

"I'm not going to say just yet, but I will say in the future!" Said the doggo.

"So I'm just supposed to call you, a doggo?" You asked.

"Yup!" Said tHe DoGgO. (I'm being honest here, I'm kinda getting annoyed at reapetedly typing tHe DoGgO. And yes, you guys can comment on the name. 😌)

"Welp, let's get going shall we," you said as you got ready. You are probably wondering where you got the clothes from and let's just say she said Gucci style, my style clothes. Don't blame me, I have to think of these on the spot. 

You and doggo walked over to the training grounds. And OnCe AgAiN, a kunai whizzed past your ear.

Sorry if I don't update regularly. I have school and school means homework... so yea. Plz do comment I have zero imagination. If this chappy was short to you, I'm personally sorry. 

Kiri: like there is any other way to say sorry

Me: will you just shut up man (courtesy of Biden)

An e way, thank you for reading! I love u all!