An Obito crackfic.

Bakashi, why, just why

The photo on top is just... to pure. My heart melted at the sight of this. Giyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Love him. And you can never change my mind. 😤

"Bakashi, that better not be you who threw the kunai, unless it is?" You asked, already knowing the answer. 

"Sorry, reflexes," said Kakashi, although he was smirking behind his mask.

"Obito, we finna prank him hard today," you said as you declared war on Kakashi.

"I love ❤️ that idea," said Obito.

"Don't LoVe ❤️ Kiri," said Kakashi.

"Why not? Anyway, you can't talk, you just threw a kunai at her," said Obito.

"Ara ara~ Bakashi sounds like another Giyuu," said Shinobu. "Always emo,"

"Wrong story Shinobu," 

"Fine fine," said Shinobu. "Sayonara!"

The rest stood in utter silence. (A moment of silence for those who don't know what Demon Slayer is)  

"What. Just. Happened," said Rin, breaking the ice that coated all of them. (Todoroki did nothing I tell you) 

"Oh that was just Author-Chan," you said.

"Author... Chan?" Said Obito uncertainly.

"Who is that?" Asked Minato, getting slightly suspicious. (Guys I- I can't even- after writing "Minato, getting slightly," attractive came as a suggestion like hol' up 😳)

"Ya, she's the one who is writing this fan fiction right now, the one that you guys are especially in," you said.

"Yeah she's nuts," said Kakashi.

Minato sighed in relief, he didn't have to tell the Hokage that she was suspicious, she was just crazy. (Kiri: um ExCuSe Me!? Imma just get the slipper-)

"Says the one who throws a kunai almost KiLlInG your teammate, that's way too high for you to talk lemme just get that straight." You said, taking a sassy like pose.

"How about we say our likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, things like that," said Minato.

"Okay!" Said all of them, except Kakashi said it less enthusiastically. 

(Let me just say that no one noticed doggo yet, he will be noticed when it's your turn to talk. I'm just gonna skip their intros because 1) I don't really know them but I have an idea 2) i just wanna introduce the doggo.)

"NoW that it's my turn, let me first introduce doggo, who is by the way sad that you guys didn't notice him in the first place," you said, annoyed that they didn't notice doggo all this time.

"This is doggo, say hi," you said.

"Wuff," yipped Doggo. (I'm so sad. Wuff had the suggestion "suffering," *sniff*)

"Awwww, he's so cute ☺️. Yes you arw, isn't dat wight," fangirled Rin.

"So... fluffy," said Obito, trying so hard not to snuggle with doggo.

"Well arn't you cute," said Minato, rubbing doggo's tummy. Kakashi just pat his head

Doggo's POV 

I... I am so happy. As a tailed beast I- I never get this much love and affection. Thank you so much Kiri, for giving me a chance in the first place.

Back to your POV

I smiled as doggo was getting the love he definitely deserved. I am pretty sure that he wasn't treated well until he found me. He deserves this... he is a he, right? Either way, he, is, mine. (Kiri... you're acting too much like a yandere. Is Ayano or Monika getting to you? Kiri: chill, chill, I'm just saying that no one can harm him, that's all. Totally. Kiri: You lIkE those characters tho? How about we stop talking. Kiri: how 'bout I do it anyway. I-)

"Umm, Kiri, why do you always hang around Obito and Rin," demanded/asked Kakashi.

"Because one day you guys are gonna have a mission and Obito will get smashed by a rock and then he will turn evil and as for Rin she will lose hope and you will accidentally kill her with a chidori," you whined, also saying all that in one breath, and fast.

"What?"

"What?"

"... You just said... can you repeat that." Asked Kakashi, slightly confused.

"All I said was that they are nicer than you are," you said calmly this time.

"Alright keep your secrets then," said Kakashi.

You choked.

"Bro I- I didn't think... ABWAHAHAHAHAHAH," you were in need of a therapist right now. You were on the floor laughing so, so, so hard. 

(If you didn't know why you were supposedly laughing so hard, that's because it's a meme template. I think from the Hobbit? Correct me if I'm wrong)

Is Kiri okay... thought the entire team.

"Hey Bakashi! Is she laughing because you said something?" Asked Obito.

"Yes, I think, I hope not. It would be a lot of paper work if she got badly hurt from this," said Kakashi, having to add the last part in for reasons not found.

(Im srry, I just really wanted to write this scene for so long. I just needed to find the perfect way to put it in.)

"Hi there!" Said a cheery voice. This person was a woman with beautiful, long, red hair. I think you guys probably guessed who this was. She was...

Uzumaki Kushina!

It took all effort not to fangirl over such a beautiful lady, Naruto's mom no less! How did anyone tease her about being a tomato. 

"Is this the new student Minato?" Asked Kushina, but remember, you don't know her name yet.

"Hai, Kiri," said Minato.

"Hiya," you said.

"Hi there," said Kushina with that one Uzumaki smile that you're always a sucker for.

"I just wanna say, your hair is ✨awsome✨," you said, in awe to see it up close.

"Why thank you," said Kushina. She said it as if she got that a lot, but in reality she is jumping with joy.

"Obito. Is. Screwed," whispered Kakashi sadistically. 

Noooooo! Unfair! That lady stole her! And she just met her! Thought Obito.

"I made cookies! Do you guys want some!" Asked Kushina.

"Hai," they said, minus Obito, obviously.

You were enjoying the cookies you got in peace and was going to take a bite out of your third cookie, when somebody snatched it out of your hand.

"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" You yelled on instinct.

"I just took a cookie," said Kakashi, hoping not to get attention from this move, but wait a minute, it's Kiri, remember.

"My cookie," you said. 

Kushina watched from the sidelines, smirking. Nyahaha, oh young love, she thought.

Suddenly, a tomato landed on her head.

I think you know who did that 🙄. If this wasn't as cracked up, srry. I just need to build up all this. I was so excited to introduce Kushina. If this chappy was also short, sorry 😞. 

Btw, a secret of mine is that when I start writing, I have to keep going. Stay safe!