An Obito crackfic.

Tomatoes 🍅

Recap: A tomato fell on Kushina's head.

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It was all in slow motion. The tomato slid down Kushina's head. *splat* That is exactly how it hit the ground.

You were officially scared, very scared, very very scared, very very very-

??? POV

Eheheheh! She deserves that. She stole my Kiri from nowhere. Now tomato head gets this, thought ???

Back to your POV

You looked up to see... Obito Uchiha.

What have you done!? You fool, you don't do that to Kushina unless you want a death sentence or something! You thought. Welp, you and everyone else is going to have human stew today. Oh wait, you're dead. So I'm now a cannibal?

"Obito, did you drop the tomato on my head hmm?" Asked Kushina sweetly.

"Yep! And it landed straight on your head," said Obito proudly, having no idea of the consequences he was going to have.

"Maybe, forgive him this once Kushina, please, he's being an idiot right now," said Minato, desperately.

"No I don't think so, wrong doers must face consequences right?" Said Kushina.

Rin was near Obito, scolding him.

"You baka, you're going to endanger us all, I am not going to ever forgive you if I die from this," said Rin.

That was enough for Obito. No Rin? That was hell for him.

"No, no, no, please no," said Obito, crying.

"Well then, apologize," said an angry/scared Rin.

"KUSHINA-SAAAAN! SUMIMASEN!" yelled a panicked Obito. Obito bowed repeatedly.

Good move Rin, you thought.

Kushina, who is definitely not used to this behavior from Obito, was pretty surprised.

"I- umm I- uhhh- ermmm, sure," said Kushina low key shooketh from this behavior. (If y'all are thinking something else... watch as Zenitsu comes to kill you)

Minato, Kakashi, Rin, and of course, you, were pretty surprised at how Kushina actually forgave him the first time he asked.

"Obito...," you started

"Y-yes Kiri," Obito asked nervously, in fear of no contact with you either.

"THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!" You shouted as you hugged him. If I had died though, honey, you have a storm coming at ya. 

Kakashi watched in jealousy. No way! He does something extremely stupid, and he sOmEhOw gets a reward!? And a really great one too! I mean, he can't have planned this because he is too much of an idiot... so luck is on his side. (Bro do u have any idea of what happens to him? I mean, your luck is bad too ngl)

Obito on the other hand thought this was a success. Yahoo! I got to drop a tomato on Kushina's head and get away with it, and I got a hug from Kiri... BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

Kushina was actually in deep thought. So Kakashi is jealous? I see... but Obito is there too... this is why I should have finished the book Love Triangle 101... I mean.. WhAt-

Minato and Rin were thanking our lord and savior Gordon Ramsey (probably not) for letting them not lose a teammate. 

As they all watch this, doggo has a great plan for tomorrow. Looking at Kiri he thought, imma end this man's entire career. (I know that in dis story you r a girl but for the sake of the meme, let's keep it a "he" 'Kay?)