You froze. Well, well, well eh, how the tables have turned. Oh I'm gonna love this. You thought.
"You can find them at the training grounds," he finished.
"Okie. Peace out fellas," you said as you disappeared.
You then reappeared at the training grounds. A kunai whizzed past you're ear.
"OI! Which one of you scumbags did that!" You yelled.
"That scumbag would be me," said a very familiar gray gravity decrying hair closet perv. "Who are you?" He asked, more like ordered.
"The question is, who are you?" You uno reversed.
"I asked you first," said an irritated Kakashi.
"I asked you second," you calmly replied. *cricket noises intensify*
"You're an idiot, did you know that," said Kakashi, deadpanning.
"I am fully aware of that yes," you said, smirking. (Lmao autocorrect made smirking, smorking.)
"Ahh, this is the new girl that will be joining our team," said Minato.
*gasp* "Hi there! I'm Rin!" Said a bubbly brown haired girl.
"I am Obito Uchiha," said a black haired boy.
"I am Kakashi Hatake," said Kakashi with no emotion.
"M'kay imma just call you Bakashi," you said. "Obito you are officially Sunshine boi or sunshine for short, and you, Rin, are medical genius."
"Really, awesome!" Exclaimed Obito.
"We are gonna be best buds," declared Rin.
Kakashi was secretly jealous that they had good nicknames, but didn't show it. He just scoffed.
"What? Bakashi jealous that they got better nicknames than you?" You teased.
"Wha- why would I ever be jealous of those idiots," Kakashi said, slightly flustered.
"Oh I don't know, seems kinda sus to me," you said bullying him even more.
"Tch," was all he said.
"Hey! You can't act like a certain Duckbutt, that's copyrighted!" You shouted.
"My, my, let's not fight alright. How about a truce so you can get to know each other?" Minato suggested.
"Aight Sunshine and medical genius are gonna be with me," you declared.
"What about Kakashi?" Asked Minato.
"Whose that? He sounds like someone I know named Bakashi," you said, grinning like an idiot.
This is going to be a long day, Minato thought. She is awesome! And we're going to hate Kakashi together! And it helps even more that she is cute, Obito thought. She is already by best bud and she isn't any competition to Kakashi-kun, Rin thought. What an idiot. Although she is slightly attractive... WAIT WHAT!!!!! Kakashi thought.
(That's her btw)
"Well then, let's get going to a ramen restaurant bois!" You exclaimed.
"Ermm... I am a girl," said Rin slightly awkwardly.
"Oh I knew that. But I might ruin the flow if I say boys and girls though," you said.
"Ohhhhh, now I get it," said Rin.
"Oo, oo, I know the best ramen place ever!" Said Obito.
"Yeah, where?" You said. Definitely didn't know it was Ichiraku Ramen.
"IcHiRaKu RaMeN!" Shouted Obito.
YOU ARE READING
An Obito crackfic.
FanfictionAn idiot that can rival Kaminari enters the Naruto world. Being on crack 25/8 can really effect you're mental health. Follow her as the meme goddess makes everything *chef's kiss*.