Okay there are a lot of cute arguments that Hermione and Draco have, like you know, Draco does something stupid and childish and Hermione is just like UHHHHH no. Like bickering married couples!!
ITS CUTE TRUST ME.
Oh and I learned that two certain friends of mine
*COUGH COUGH* PurplePumpkins18 *COUGH COUGH* @PurpleKittyBlue0518 *COUGH*
Think that I have bad grammar !
Oh yah, Shambavi told me
FOR YOUR INFORMATION you buttfaces, my thumbs are very big, and i end up pressing the wrong letter when I type my chapter on my phone!
& i dont have time to check my work
SO GO AWAY YOU MEANIES
lets all give them the hand AND SHUN THEM. JUST MESSAGE THEM MEAN THINGS CMON LOYAL READERS OF MINE
TALK TO THE FREAKING HAND YOU GUYS. BULLIES. MUDBLOODS. I HOPE PEEVES TELLS YOU OFF. CUZ WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. SO GOODLUCK. JK. NOT GOODLUCK. BADLUCK. HA HA.
Okay I'm done now.
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----------------------------------------------Hermione's POV:
"Attention attention, Shit has been spotted I repeat, shit has been spotted!"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at Malfoy, who was now talking into his collar.
Okay, I love him, but really, he's an idiot.
WAIT WHAT DID I JUST SAY I LOVED HIM??? NO NO NO.
"Shit just looked up at Piss, I repeat, Shit looked up at-"
"Malfoy! Shut up!!" I snapped at him.
We were in Divination, and Malfoy over here was acting as if this was some weird spy kids thing.
I don't even know.
"Well it's more fun this way!"
I shook my head. "Seriously Malfoy, we're supposed to be figuring out what age we're going to die...or something...by reading our palms! And who is Piss and Shit anyways??"
"Isn't it obvious?"
I blinked.
"Piss is Astoria, because she's lighter, and Shit is Blaise, because he's darker! Duh."
"That is just..." I grimaced. "Disgusting."
"You need imagination" he smiled at me in a very...Malfoy way.
"Ahhh Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger! What have you found out about each others future?" Professor Trelawney showed up in front of us.
"Erm..." I looked down at my blank parchment, and slowly rested my elbow on it to cover it up.
"Well, Granger's palm says that she's going to die at the age of 18, because she's such a negative human being," Malfoy smirked at me.
I scowled.
I'm the negative one?
He really knows how to piss me off doesn't he!
"Ah well, I can't argue with you there Mr. Malfoy." Trelawney sighed, shaking her head.
I really dislike like her.
Not exactly my most favorite person in the world!
I clenched my teeth and fists together. I was really putting an effort to avoid attacking her right now.
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