Something New: A Dramione Fanfiction

An Unexpected Surprise

YAYY I loved having Theo's POV so here it is!

And whaddya think the "surprise" is?😉

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Theo's POV:

"It's such a stupid book though!"

"It is not!"

The six of us are currently down in our room under the Three Broomsticks. We just had Potions, and it was lunch. As seventh years, the eighth and seventh years get to leave for lunch if they wanted to.

We leave pretty much all the time.

Hermione was arguing that this one book "Unexpected" was a good book, while I was on the opposing side.

"It's all romance-y with weird lovey dovey kissy wissy mishy moshy love shit!" I argued back.

Who wants that when you can read "Revenge with Blood" ?

"Yeah and that's what makes it cute!" She looked at me.

And Draco likes her why? She's cool and pretty and all but she's so controlling! She's a good friend but why would someone like him like someone like her?

Oh yeah, I still remember EVERYTHING about that day, with Narcissa and Draco, and Lucius just in the back listening to us.

I still haven't told anyone, but I can't help but smirk at him whenever he's talking to her.

Wheels.

"That is not cute!" I shoved my tongue out in disgust. "Who wants to know about their awkward as hell intimate relationship?"

"Coming from you!" She laughed. "Slept with half the girls in the school!"

"Okay seriously I can quote like the most awkward line from that book!" I looked up trying to remember it, then back at her once I got it.

"Amy's lips crashed into Branden's, should I call a hospital? Branden's tongue asked for entrance, sorry, twenty galleons please. They kissed like that for a while, what? No more description of how they kissed? Amy could smell Branden, he smelled nice, like flowers, has Branden been spraying Daisy perfume into his mouth? Branden tugged upwards on Amy's shirt, asking for permission. No stop, don't touch me there, that is my no no square."

Everyone laughed, I even caught Hermione giggling, but changed her expression immediately, and started scowling at me as I looked at her. "It's romantic!"

I was tempted to look at Draco as she said that. But sadly, not even Blaise knew about it. When Narcissa said that she was going to make Draco, Blaise and I tell her every thing that has happened the first two terms. But NOOO Blaise didn't need to be there did he? Just us two. We suffered 2 hours of lectures from the crazy lady.

"No, it's shit." I sat down, hoping that it ended the conversation.

But seriously, it's as if a 12 year old wrote that book!

The only reason I read that book was when I was dating this really weird sentimental girl in fifth year that was a year older than me. I think she's in eight year now; to be honest I can't even remember her name!

Like Julie or Juliana or Jules or Jillian...

Or maybe Anne.

Who'll know.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Hermione squint at me, then move to the corner of the room, behind a bar where we store all our stuff like year books, food, and other jazz like that.