Hayley: Elijahhh 🥺
Elijah: What is it?
Hayley: I'm cramping and it hurts
Elijah: Aw, do I need to come with chocolate and a warm bottle of water?
Hayley: Yes please
Elijah: I'm on my way
Damon: Why is everyone so nice to only their girlfriends?
Katherine: That's how you are
Damon: Go to hell
Stefan: Andddd this is why I said your a narcissist
Damon: Go to your girlfriend
Stefan: Katherine isn't my girlfriend I'm just agreeing with her
Katherine: That makes you 10x hotter
Stefan 🥰
Elena: Oh no
Stefan: What?
Elena: No way you and Katherine?
Stefan: No we're not together
Elena: You sure about that?
Stefan: Yes I'm sure
Damon: You two used to date, wouldn't be surprised if you rekindled your relationship
Stefan: I'm good
Katherine: Same I have a son
Kai: Yeah back off Stefon
Stefan: It's Stefan you piece of shit
Katherine: don't call my son a piece of shit
Stefan: HES NOT YOUR ACTUAL SON
Katherine: I COUNT HIM AS ONE BECAUSE I ADOPTED HIM
Stefan: YOU DIDNT GIVE BIRTH TO HIM THOUGH
Klaus: I didn't give birth to marcel and he's my son
Stefan: And? I didn't ask you
Klaus: I will kill you if you don't stop
Caroline: Klaus no
Stefan: No let him, he wouldn't dare
Klaus: I will if you don't shut up mate
Damon: Okay everyone stop and take a deep breath
Elijah: I agree with Damon
Elena: ^
Elijah: Ew
Elena: What
Elijah: Sorry that was rude
Elena: Okay?...
Klaus: He doesn't like you 😂
Elena: What did I do?
Elijah: Can we not talk about it
Elena: No let's talk about it
Elijah: No
Elena: Yes
Hayley: go to hell bitch he said no
Elena: Your a real bitch I hope you know that
Hayley: I know and don't care 🥰
Elijah: I love you
Hayley: I love you too
Elijah: Are you feeling any better?
Hayley: Not really, Just really want to rip Elena's head off but other than that I guess I'm fine
Elijah: Awww
Hayley: What?
Elijah: Your so cute when your mad
Hayley: Am not
Elijah: Listen here
Hayley: Ok daddy
Elijah: Kanzuuenebzhshwjjsjxjs
Klaus: Well Damn you made my brother have a seizure
Kol: I don't think he had a seizure 😳
Caroline: Definitely not.
Kai: Oooohhh even I know what that means
Damon: Damn Elijah you good?
Stefan: Yeah you good bro?
Katherine: No he died inside if you know what I mean
Bonnie: Well this just got awkward
Rebekah: I'm concerned for our family
Enzo: I feel like I'm intruding
Davina: am I the only one who doesn't understand?
Elena: Yes
Kol: Leave her alone doppelgänger bitch
Davina: What does it mean?
Kol: I don't want to ruin your innocence
Davina: Just tell me
Kol: The private part came alive
Elena: THE WAY HE DESCRIBED IT LMAOO
Caroline: WHY DID YOU EXPLAIN IT LIKE THAT AKSJJANWHSJ
Hayley: KOL-ANJSIWND DBJANWNEBD
Kol: it's the best I could do without feeling disturbed myself
Hayley: Oh shit help-
Elena: Rip
Caroline: Rip to your 😸
Bonnie: CAROLINE- NWNZHHSBEHZUJQE
Enzo: IM DYING HELP I CANT BREATHE
Rebekah: LMAOOOOO
Klaus: I'm concerned Caroline
Caroline: Who isn't?
Katherine: Yeah rip
Caroline: You would know
Katherine: Shut up blonde bitch
Caroline: Ok
Damon: HAHAHA CAROLINE IS KATHERINE'S BITCH
Kai: Shut up
Damon: Ok
Klaus: HAHAHA YOUR KAI'S BITCH I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
Stefan: Everyone shut up
Klaus: I'm not your bitch your my bitch so shut up
Stefan: Ok
Kai: So who wanna hang out and drink some bourbon?
Damon: Me
Kai: No
Damon: Why not?
Kai: Your my bitch, not my friend
Klaus: I'm just gonna go- 🕳🚶🏼
Elijah: EVERYONE SHUT UP
Klaus: Ok
Damon: Ok
Rebekah: Ok
Stefan: Ok
Elena: Ok
Katherine: Ok
Caroline: Ok
Enzo: Ok
Bonnie: Ok
Elijah: ISTG YOU GUYS
