Hayley: Elijah.
Elijah: Oh god what did i do?
Hayley: Nothing, I just miss you.
Klaus: You're so needy.
Hayley: Shut the fuck up Klaus
Klaus: I mean really, you saw him like 2 hours ago.
Caroline: Klaus cool it.
Klaus: Sorry love.
Hayley: I'm so fucking tired of your little boyfriend attacking me for wanting to be around my boyfriend.
Caroline: What do you expect me to do? I can't fucking control him!
Klaus: She's right I'm my own person I listen to myself :)
Katherine: Oh my god you guys act like a bunch of 5 year olds and y'all think i'm bad.
Kai: Right?
Katherine: Stop arguing i'm putting you in separate corners.
Elena: Go mommy.
Damon: Mommy kink?
Elena: Shut the hell up.
Kai: Tell him Elena.
Elena: Don't talk to me.
Kai: What did i do to you other then put you under a sleeping spell.
Elena: That's exactly why i said don't talk to me.
Kai: But i'm good now
Elena: Sure you are
Kol: Let's give him a chance like y'all gave me a chance.
Klaus: I still kinda regret giving you a chance 😬
Kol: Shut the hell up Klaus everyone feels the same about you sometimes.
Stefan: Okay shut up.
Klaus: Stay out of it Stefan.
Stefan: Y'all are acting like 5 year olds when your 1000+ your supposed to be more mature then all of us.
Katherine: Exactly he's right.
Klaus: No one asked you Katerina.
Katherine: And no one asked for your fucking opinion Klaus.