Caroline: So guys guess what
Elena: Should I be scared?
Bonnie: What is it Care?
Rebekah: I'm quite curious
Hayley: Yeah same
Klaus: Yes love
Stefan: ?
Damon: Go on now spit it out
Caroline: OKAY JEEZ
Caroline: Bonnie's birthday is soon!
Bonnie: SHHH
Matt: But mine is in 6 days-
Caroline: This isn't about you
Klaus: I guarantee Caroline doesn't know my birthday
Caroline: Um... Sometime in April?
Klaus: Not even close
Caroline: When was it then?
Elijah: October 30th, 980.
Klaus: That's right brother.
Hayley: Damn, do you just know everyone's birthdays?
Elijah: Just the people I care about
Hayley: What about me?
Elijah: Ummm June?
Hayley: Actually yeah but what day?
Elijah: 26th?
Hayley: Your right with the 6 but it's the 6th
Elijah: Damn
Hayley: It's ok 💕
Elijah: It's really not but ok
Klaus: This is why you can't keep a girlfriend, that and you kill them.
Elijah: Niklaus
Klaus: It's the truth
Elijah: No it's not because your the one who can't keep a girlfriend.
Klaus: Oh really?
Elijah: Oh yes
Katherine: Boys stop
Klaus: Stay out of it
Katherine: Excuse me
Klaus: You heard me
Elijah: That's also a reason
Klaus: Oh haha you think your so tough don't you sweet brother
Elijah: Tougher then you
Klaus: Prove it then
Elijah: How?
Klaus: break up with Hayley and don't feel bad about it
Elijah: Hell no
Klaus: Then I don't want to hear it
Caroline: STOP IT YOU TWO
Elijah: What makes you think I won't rip your head off right now?
Klaus: Because I have the stake
Elijah: What?
Klaus: I found it by just snooping around the house
Elijah: Niklaus don't
Klaus: Stay away from Caroline
Caroline: JUST STOP OK
Bonnie: This isn't good
Kai: Yeah it isn't but it's entertaining
Bonnie: Can you just help for once in your life? Let's use our magic or something
Kai: What are we going to do?
Bonnie: A spell to separate them at least
Kai: I know just the spell
Bonnie: So do I
Kai: We can do a paralyzing spell to prevent them from killing each other
Bonnie: Perfect
Kai: Your on
Elena: So Bonnie and Kai are working together now? 😳
Damon: Apparently he's good now
Elena: Hell no he ain't
Stefan: Has anyone seen Katherine?
Katherine: I'm here
Stefan: So question
Katherine: Answer
Stefan: Do you want to go to dinner with me?
Katherine: Why yes I'd love to Mr. Salvatore
Damon: Ew
Stefan: I don't want to hear it
Damon: I can't believe your dating the doppelgänger bitch
Stefan: And I can't believe your dating Katherine's doppelgänger
Katherine: Damnnn
Elena: STEFAN
Stefan: Its the truth, now would you excuse me
Hayley: So both Elijah and Klaus are paralyzed so I'm bored
Caroline: Same
Hayley: Sorry for killing you
Caroline: Sorry for calling you a bitch
Hayley: Sooo wanna go shopping?
Caroline: Oh hell yeah
