Messed Up I Guess

Chapter 35

"What the fuck, we're invited...?"

"Well, duh it's my wedding party what do you expect?"

"Seriously, a wedding where I'd be seeing that bunny kissing you?"

"Aren't I a bunny?" asked Junmyeon innocently at the giant.

"N-Not you hyung..."

"I just followed my mom's request and that is to give y'all these cards."

"How fancy", as a signal, Sehun began to sing on off-tune the song as he danced to the rhythm. Jongin joining along.

"Seriously how'd she get to provide 11 cards..."

"She has seen you guys together with Baek more than three times I guess."

"Explains."

"Oh god, it's this February 18?"

"That fast?"

"I just want this to get over with, to be honest", groaned Byung-soon.

"Can you at least make a plan to ditch the fucking boring ceremony? I want some actions", Luhan suggested.

"Are you fucking with us right now, Luhan?"

"The only person I would rather let him fuck me is Sehun", roared the man. Everyone was still at his bluntness, Byung-soon wanting to halt her voice from producing any sound further, yet her stomach was already in a jiggly fit.

"We wouldn't want to stick our dicks in that loose hole of yours anyway."

"Fuck you, Yeol!"

"I'd fuck myself too."

"Ew, how can you stick your dick up your anal?"

"It's 9 inches long anyway-"

"Ahhh! I don't want to fucking hear y'all dick's length! I bet Daehyun has a longer one so shut up!"

"I dare you to bring your boyfriend here first, then let's see how big he is", Chanyeol goofily challenged, his face scrunched up in weird stances.

"Hold up, she ain't virgin anymore?!"

"Who are you to judge my sex life?"

"Ahhh! This conversation is going on circles!"

"More like all over the place", Yixing corrected.

"How did we ended up on sex when we were in about marriage earlier?"

"It's connected anyway", Jongin nonchalantly said.

"It ain't."

"Where'd you go on your honeymoon, then?"

"I haven't asked him about that yet, doofus."

"You are planning?" Minseok asked, eyes twinkling.

"N-No I'm not", Jongdae stuttered. Minseok's once bright eyes were replaced with darkness, it was evident he was displeased with his answer.

"Uhh Dae, you better run after him right now", Kyungsoo pointed at Minseok who was now by the door, harshly putting his shoes on quickly enough before Jongdae can even rush beside him. By the time Jongdae was near the small hallway did the latter open the door and closed behind him, leaving a loud bang causing them all to flinch except for the lover.

"You better run now Jongdae, or no wedding will happen-"

"It's all your fault, you little brat! If you didn't spill the beans then nothing like this would have happened! Plus the fact you promised not to tell!" Jongdae frantically yelled his frustration out of the giant, who in return was silent and utterly guilty for his clumsy mistake.