Messed Up I Guess

Chapter 42

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"LOVER?!"

Luhan, you are a dead deer later...

Baekhyun huffed when he was being stared intensely at by his friends. It happens all the time whenever he would not tell a single word about his love life. Life really isn't in favor of him, doesn't it? He crossed his arms, showing his toughness outside but in reality, he wanted to run away.

But why the hell am I supposed to run away?

I guess them knowing the truth won't hurt anyone... Chanyeol would actually be happy to know that.

He sighed the nth time that day.

"Spill."

"Okay so-"

"But before that, we actually know your little shenanigans during midnight."

Baekhyun couldn't help but blush.

"Anyways continue", Kyungsoo said.

"Umm okay, so what do you guys wanna kno-"

"EVERYTHING."

"From where exactly should I start?"

"The beginning of time", Jongdae snickered.

"Right, so Adam and Eve were made by God-"

"Not THAT far."

"Oh hush now! Y'all wanted this! Anyways when Adam and Eve were born of course they gave birth to thousands of babies! Then, of course, we are related to them by blood by one of those babies of theirs. From Seth to Noah, to Shem, to Terah, to Abraham, to Isaac, to Jacob, to-"

"You even brought the beginning of time in your little berry of a brain. Just go straight to the point for Pete's sake!" shouted Kyungsoo. Baekhyun's storytime is getting on his nerves and all he asks for was a sensible story. Baekhyun was simply being Baekhyun so all those anger were thrown off from his worry.

"Fine fine, but let me finish. If those people were already related by blood from the very beginning, like let's say Abraham married Sarah. But they are siblings. Then people began to reproduce more babies and they even went from different regions of the world. We just classify ourselves as Koreans, Americans, Hungarians, Europeans, Taiwanese, Filipino and etc just so not to put the world in a mix-"

"Baek, you are not making any sense at all."

"- and if so then Minseok's fiancee is a brother of his and Jongin could be your brothers and I can be your brothers. Kris and Tao may also be brothers-"

"But that's a long time ago Byun Baekhyun!"

"- then my lover is my brother. Oh man, I can't marry Chanyeol, tsk."

The room was silent.

"Chanyeol?" asked Jongdae. Kyungsoo and Minseok began to function and process the name in their heads.

"Yeah Chanyeol-"

"CHANYEOL IS YOUR LOVER?!" the little man yelled.

"Umm, yes-"

"I TOLD YOU TO BE STRAIGHT TO THE POINT AND NOT THAT NONSENSE!"

"I was nervous, okay?!" said Baekhyun to Kyungsoo, yet he was entirely unsure of his statement.

"Man, can't believe you and that crush of yours are together!"

"They say if a person has a crush on someone for more than four months, then it's love."