Witch x male! reader

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Requested by CoreySam76 (sorry for the lateness!!)

Also this is a little smutty lmao

"WHAT?!"

"Does it surprise all of you to know that I had a lover?" Witch asks the humans of the crew and they all nod their heads vigorously.

The teens sit on the floor, as if they were children waiting to be told a story. "Tell us about him!!" Shiki excitedly exclaims, and Rebecca butts in "if that's okay of course.." she says

Witch chuckles "it was 50 years ago...."

♡♡

There you were, running with a bag of money, because what else do you do on a Saturday night.

"Oof!!"

You then ram into something- no someone, someone plush. You're about to topple over when the person stabilises you "geez! Sorry-" you look up to see a woman with long green hair and a strange visor, with the words 'E4' written on it.

"It is quite alright" she replies "pardon my French but you are strange looking lady!" You blurt out and she chuckles "that wasn't French, and I suppose it is because I am a machine" she replies.

You gape at this and circle her "you- you look so... so human.." you mutter "you were doing something illegal" she states making you jolt.

"D-don't say that out loud!" You scold and she apologises.

You scratch the back of you head "ehh it's okay, I'm (y/n)" you hold out your hand for a handshake and she does so "I am Witch" she replies.

"So tell me (y/n), what were you doing?" She asks "uhh- we just met, but I feel like I can trust you" you start.

You can't see it but under her visor, Witch's face turns rosy "see, I'm sort of a Robin Hood y'know, steal from the rich and give to the poor" you boast, rubbing your nose.

♡♡

"And after that, we just kept meeting... like it was fate..."

"Will you go out with me!!"

Witch stares at you, shocked at your bent over frame, holding out a handful of flowers that you had clearly ripped out of some poor persons garden.

She takes off her visor, putting it down on a nearby bench and takes the flowers out of your hands.

You look up nervously and blush at the sight of her full face "y-you're beautiful" you blurt. Witch thanks you and cups your face.

"Yes..."

♡♡

"Wait wait wait, your boss is the demon king?😳" you ask, cloudgazing with your new girlfriend.

She nods "I still will never understand how you say those out loud, but yes I serve Ziggy the demon king" she confirms.

"Damn, I better not break up with you or anything lol" you joke "you won't, will you?" She asks.

"Of course not!! I love you Witch"

♡♡

"I want to know more about you (y/n)" Witch says "eh? what do you wanna know?" You ask.

"Hmm,, what is your favourite fruit?" She asks "mango! Hands down" you reply.

"Interesting..."

"O-oi! Don't write that down!!"

♡♡

You ended up moving in with Witch on the Edens Zero, and were surprised to find out the whole crew were androids, but they were still cool guys anyway.

"I feel like I'm getting too old" you state looking at your body "aren't you 26-"

"Exactly!! 26! While you get to look young and hot forever" you whine and comically cry on your lovers lap.

She chuckles and strokes your hair "you're very handsome (y/n)" she says. You blush and flip onto your stomach so she can see you properly.

Her visor is off and you can see her face clearly.

You lean up and kiss her, she immediately reciprocates your energy and you crawl into her lap.

She breaks away from you "let me show you how wonderful I think you are..." she gently kisses your neck and you sigh at her softness.

You push forward, making her lean back onto your shared bed.

You lean down and kiss her while her hand travels down to your stomach, moving your shirt up.

You stop kissing her to take yous shirt off. Witch squeezes your hips "I adore your body.." she says and your face gets warm "making me blush like a damn school girl.." you reply.

She leans up to kiss your chest and then slithers her hand down to your pants and under your boxers.

You kick off your trousers. She rubs at your cock, making you let out gasps of pleasure.

Rubbing precum around the head with her thumb she continues her praise "such a pretty dick,, I love how flushed it gets when I touch it".

She stops and wraps her legs around you, pushing your hips down to met her womanhood.

You enter her and slowly thrust "you feel amazing.. so tight" you moan.

The two of you slowly rock into eachother, just enjoying each others bodies.

"I love you (y/n)"

♡♡

"Uno!!"

You yell, Sister huffs and throws her cards down "whatever old man.." she mutters, leaving to her room.

"I'm only 47 you dominatrix!!" You yell after her.

Your wife then strolls in with a platter of fruit. "I brought you mango" she smiles and places it in front of you "damn, I didn't think you'd remember" you muse.

Her face gets pink "of course I did" you grab a cube of mango and eat it.

"Thanks honey!!"

♡♡

"It's nearly time for me to go Witch.." you mutter, your frail body laying in a bed.

Witch's eyes water "Sister... Sister can-" "no.. I've lived long and good life honey..." you interrupt.

"I... I love you..." the light in your eyes fade out and your already slow breathing comes to a stop.

"(y/n)...."

♡♡

"And that's our story..."

Rebecca wipes a tear from her eye while Shiki wails in sadness.

"WITCH!!!!" He blubbers "that was very beautiful..." Homura says trying to keep herself from crying.

Weisz looks up to the ceiling frowning, also trying not to cry.

Witch sadly smiles.

"My Robin Hood..."

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