requested by Kid_Gray
This'll be the last request for a while y'all.
"So then I said, that's why your mama dead- PAHAHAHA, isn't that funny y/n?" Your newish girlfriend Labilia asks.
"Libby, you made fun of someone's dead mom cause they bumped into you🤨" you reply as she twirls your hair, sitting on your lap.
"You're so sensitive~ that's why I wear the pants in the relationship😌" she smirks.
"I'm not being sensitive Libby- and no you so do NOT wear the pants" you slide her off your lap and walk into kitchen where you put on a kiss the cook apron.
"You just need to be nicer"
"And you need to stop being a pushover~"
You glare at eachother "fine- let's make this interesting, you have to be nice all day and tomorrow- all get you whatever you want- no matter how expensive it is" you say.
"Hmm, fine- but you have to be assertive all day, then I'll get you anything you want tomorrow" she replies.
"Deal".
♡♡
You hold hands while walking down the street and a very sweaty teen approaches you two.
"Oh my goodness.. Labilia I love your content! Can I get a hug please" he asks.
"EW-" you glare at her "I-I mean, okay.." you smirk as she slowly walks to the boy and he engulfs her in a hug.
"You're a squeezer aren't you?" You say, he ignores you lost in the embrace of your girlfriend.
Labilia's face turns green as she gets stuffed into his armpit.
"Okay that's enough" you force the two apart "o-okay, bye Libby!!" He runs off.
"Take me home so I can shower😐"
♡♡
You and Labilia wait outside a coffee shop. "Ugh, this is not how a B-cuber of my status should be treated🙄" she complains "you're barely an influencer stop flattering yourself" you deadpan.
You feel a tap on your shoulder "uhh, excuse me could I cut in front of you two?" An older woman asks.
"Oh- uhm oka-"
"Ahem!"
Labilia smirks at you and you sigh "no, sorry we've been waiting here for a while too so-"
"My father is in the hospital! I need to get to him quickly or who knows what will happen!" she yells at you.
"If your father's in the hospital the hell are you doing here trying to get coffee?" You reply.
The woman turns red and she slaps you across your face.
"Asshole!"
Labilia snickers at you "smooth move tough guy".
♡♡
You walk into your room and see Labilia giggling over a laptop.
"Whatcha doing there?" You lean over and she squeals and tries to close the screen.
You hold it open and sees that she has a mean comment typed up on one of Rebecca's videos, but hasn't sent it yet.
"Labilia.." you scold "I have to!! Her vids are so bad they're embarrassing" she whines.
"Do not post that comment- actually, I want you to put a nice comment instead" you smirk.
"Me putting a nice comment on Rebecca's video?? Are you insane!?" She asks.
You just cross your arms. She groans and starts typing.
queen_libby: [this ACTUALLY isn't as bad as your other vids.. keep it up I guess]
You roll your eyes "that'll do..".
♡♡
You're sitting on a bench with Labilia as she drones on about how exhausting it is to be nice.
You perk up as you see a girl walking by you with her skirt caught in her underwear.
"Hey!" You jog up to her "I'm sorry to bother you but-"
"I have a boyfriend" she interrupts "n-no I-" "you're really trying to hit on me while your girlfriend is right there? Ugh men are pigs.." she walks away.
You're about to reach for her but Labilia calls your name.
You look back and she's wagging her finger in a 'nuh uh uh' motion.
You sigh and go to sit back with her, letting the rude girl walk around with her skirt flashing everyone around her.
"I hate this.."
♡♡
The next day you walk to Labilia's house and knock on the door.
She kisses you on the cheek before opening it and you walk inside rubbing your shoulder.
"I have something to confess to you.." you mutter.
"Oh, uh- so do I" she says.
"I GAVE A HOMELESS WOMAN MONEY EVEN THOUGH I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BUY DRUGS WITH IT!"
"I LAUGHED AT A CHILD FALLING OVER AND BREAKING HIS NOSE!!"
You both gasp at your confessions "you laughed at a child breaking their nose?" You raise an eyebrow "it- it was funny okay!"
"I guess we both lost.." you sigh "well it's in our natures to be stupidly nice and rightfully mean" she says "you're not rIgHtfUlLy mean" you deadpan.
"Well... wanna have sex?"
"... yeah"
YOU ARE READING
Edens Zero x reader one shots (discontinued)
RomanceI really like Edens Zero but I haven't seen any stories about them. So I decided to make a oneshot thingy about my fav boys and girls. (DISCONTINUED)
