You lay on the couch, lazing around as you watch B-cubers eat, do stupid pranks and make fake apology videos.
Hermit wakes into the room and you grin "there's my favourite shining star~" you coo.
She blushes and rolls her eyes "what do you want?" She asks.
"How could you assume that I want something just cause I'm calling you my favourite?!" You exclaim in offense.
...
"What do you want?"
"There are some cool ranch doritos in the washing machine- can you get them please?😇" You ask.
"What the heck are they doing in the washing machine?" She asks.
"I didn't want Rebecca's fat self to steal them🙄" you reply.
She chuckles and walks into the kitchen and after a minute she's back.
"They're gone😐"
"Wha- what? That fucking fatty!" you exclaim.
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Hermit sighs and sits next to you on the couch, typing away on her laptop. You tap her nose with your toe "whatcha doing nerd?" You ask "stuff.." she mutters.
"Can I be stuff?😩😋😳".
"What?"
"What?"
♧♧
You sit in Hermits lap as she tries to game on her PC.
"y/n you're making this very hard.." she says "but I like being on your lap," you reply.
"But I'm trying to play.." she deadpans. You plant kisses all over her face.
"Just pause it🙄"
"You can't pause an online game you normie"
♧♧
Your crew end up landing on a planet where most areas were lit up with floating lanterns instead of street lights.
You grab Hermit and pull her away from the crew, determined to have a good time.
You felt bad because you had spilt coffee on Hermits set up accidentally and she got really pissed at you.
"y/n, what do you want?" She asks "I wanna have fun with my cute lil girlfriend" you reply.
Holding her hand you wander around the town "I wonder why this place is lit up by lanterns 'n stuff" you mutter "hold on, let me look it up-"
"No! No tech stuff today!" You interrupt "technically I am tech stuff- I'm an android😐".
You lean down and kiss her cheek "just me 'n you babe"
♧♧
"You having fun babe?" You ask "yeah.." she mutters.
It has gotten dark and you two ended up at a festival, where Hermit sat on your shoulders.
You kiss her bare thigh and she gasps, her face turing red.
"y-y/n-" she starts shakenly.
"I.. I know I'm not as smart as you, and I'm clingy 'n annoying... and I spilt coffee all over your set up, but I just really like you- and love being around you" You say.
Unbeknownst to you, Hermit stares at the top of your head, cheeks burning red.
"You're not annoying y/n, I love being around you too, honestly I don't mind it when you're all spontaneous and stuff.. it- it's cute" she trails off at the end of her sentence.
"Haha you're such a dweeb- raspberry lmao" you blow a raspberry into her thigh to which she bursts into uncontrollable laughter.
"S-Stop! You're so freaking gross"
"Hehe, you weren't saying that last night😏"
"You slept on the couch last night cause you spilt coffee on my monitor😐"
