Edens Zero x reader one shots (discontinued)

Weisz x pretty! fem! reader

"Uhm,, I'll have the-"

"Do you have a girlfriend!?"

You look back up at the flustered waitress as she avoids eye contact with you, blushing.

"Ah- sorry I have a boyfriend.." you reply.

"Oh... uhm okay..." you cringe as the waitresses eyes well up with tears and she shakenly walks away.

'She didn't even let me say my order...' you sigh and wait for another person to come serve you.

A bot server comes over, smiling fakely at you "what can I get you?"

"I'll just have a croissant" you reply. You run a hand through your hair/scratch your head. (if you don't have hair<3).

The bot comes back with a warm pretzel, you smile and thank him.

As you're about to bite into it you hear a chair screech across from you.

Some guy has planted himself at your table.

He smirks at you, basically undressing you with his eyes "did you fall from heaven? Cause-"

"I'm a lesbian😐".

"You're lying😐"

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After eating and leaving the cafe, you walk down the street, trying to look for someone in your crew.

You walk around like an idiot for about 20 minutes before finding a beach to sit and relax at.

You close your eyes and are about to put your earbuds in before you hear boyish voices whispering and giggling.

"Just ask her dude!"

"No way-"

"I'll give you 17 glee if you do"

"Fine.."

"Excuse me miss?"

You open your eyes and see some 14 year old boy standing in front of  you "you're gorgeous, I was just wondering if you woul-"

"No, she wouldn't"

You look behind the bench to see Weisz Steiner, your boomer boyfriend.

"Hey! :D" your cheeks turn slightly warm as you greet him.

"I'm her boyfriend, now get outta here brat" he says, snarling.

The boy and his friends scramble off.

You pat the bench beside you "come, sit <3".

Weisz begrudgingly sits down next to you and you kiss his cheek.

"So how are yo-"

"Why are you always letting people hit on you?" He asks "what? I don't 'let people hit on me' I was literally just sitting here" you reply, raising an eyebrow.

"For your information, I reject them all the time cause I love you" you add.

"Lightly brushing people off isn't rejecting"

"Weisz- I literally told some guy I was a lesbian earlier".

"Hey babe! Why don't you ditch the poser and get with a real ma-"

"NOT NOW!!" You both scream at the cat caller.

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Angrily walking back to the ship you ignore Weisz as he tries to catch up to you rambling about how he's right.

You enter the ship and he grabs your wrist, dragging you towards a random closet as you dig your feet into the floor, trying to stop him.

You spot Sister sitting at the dinner table with Witch, talking.

"He's totally kidnapping me Sister!! Help me!! Help!!". She looks at you and goes back to chatting with Witch.

Now inside the closet you huff "what?" you ask.

"You know that I'm right" he states "you're literally not, what- you want me to just never go out in public again?" You ask sarcastically.

"I didn't say that I-"

Shiki enters the closet, holding forks "is this a closet party? I brought forks!😃" He exclaims.

"Shiki, you know that I get hit on sometimes right?" You ask.

"Well, yeah-"

"B-but she gets hit on an abnormal amount of times right?"

"Kinda"

"No I don't!"

Shiki scratches his head "I thought this was a closet party...".

"Yes you do! As her boyfriend it's normal that I'm kinda pissed right?" Weisz asks.

"I guess-"

"Of course it is! But you can't just blame it on me" you retort.

"That's true-"

"Don't agree with her!"

"Let him talk!"

"No!"

"You are unbelievable-"

Shiki falls to the floor, now unconscious.

"We made Shiki faint😐".

"Listen, I just don't like how people stare at you all the time" Weisz mumbles, blushing.

"How is it my fault people stare at me?".

"Oh- you could look worse if you wanted to" he rolls his eyes.

You put your hands up "y'know what I'm outta here- and I'm taking Shiki with me" with some struggle, you sling Shiki's arm over your shoulder and leave the closet.

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Sitting at your desk, doing some colouring in a colouring book, you look up when you hear a knock at your door.

"It's open"

You scoff as Weisz comes in "wanna victim blame me some more?" You ask.

He rolls his eyes and scratches the back of his head "I talked to Witch... I'm sorry babe".

"Go on..." You say.

He sighs "I'm sorry for yelling at you, it's not your fault people hit on you, it's just,, you're so beautiful and you deserve someone way better than me, I guess I felt that one day you'd like... run off with someone else" he explains, blushing.

"You do deserve me what're you talking about dummy?" You stand up from your desk and hug him, smiling as you smell his natural guy scent in his hoodie.

"I forgive you".

He looks over your shoulder "is that a colouring book?" He deadpans.

"Colouring is therapeutic PLS😩".

a/n; this was a cute concept to me idk, I hope yall got the reference i put in there👩🏾‍🦯. I'll get to your requests please give me time!.