Rebecca x sleepy! male reader

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Requested by TheWeebMaster31

Rebecca sighs as you cling onto her like a koala, sleeping.

She tries to lean over to her set up so she can edit her newest video:

PUTTING MAKEUP ON MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND❗❗ (HE DOESN'T WAKE UP🤨I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD😵)

'Y'know what? Editing can wait, I'll just sleep with him' She thinks.

Rebecca lays down with you still clinging to her- and drifts off to sleep.

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You wake up drowsy and look up, getting a eyeful of your girlfriends huge tits.

You laugh softly and poke at them, before sitting up and taking a look at her sleeping face.

'She really got knocked out' you think "haha what a loser, she's totally drooling" you snort and snap a picture of her.

Setting it as your wallpaper you try to find something to do. You're about to get up when you feel that Rebecca's arms are still wrapped around you.

"Hmm.." You pull her into your lap so she's straddling you, and then scoot out of the bed.

"God dayum this bitch is heavy🤕"

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Walking into the common area Sister calls you over.

"So like, I need you to do some shopping" she says, picking dirt out of her nails.

"I'm kinda occupied- plus can't you just buy it online?" You retort, adjusting Rebecca on your torso.

"This are some specific stuff that I really need and the planet we landed on has them- just give her a kiss of life or some shit" she grinds out, getting slightly irritated with you.

"But she looks so cute.."

"Then take her with you!"

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You walk around a store with onlookers giving you odd stares as you walk around with a face of makeup and an unconscious girl in your trolley.

Actually the makeup was quite light and nice- complimenting your features.

"Hydrogen peroxide? What online store wouldn't have this ugh" you pick it up and put it in your trolley, where Rebecca snores.

"Chloroform, some rope, handcuffs- what the fuck?" You read out the text that Sister has sent you.

Paying for the chloroform and hydrogen peroxide you thank the cashier after she hassles you, asking you if you knew the girl in your trolley.

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You come back to the ship with Rebecca still clinging to your neck and bags in your arms.

Sister and Witch are in the kitchen when you arrive and you hand Sister her weird stuff.

"Do you know how many times someone stopped me to ask me if I knew my own girlfriend?" You grit out.

She snorts "well who told you to take her with you?" She says sarcastically.

"Wha- YOU DID!!"

Shiki wanders in "y'know y/n, gramps used to tell me stories of a girl being cursed to sleep, and the guy would kiss her to wake her up" he says.

"What? She's just sleeping- I do it all the time" you reply.

"It might work you never know, back in my day people used to do it all the time" Weisz pipes in.

"No they didn't- and we're literally the same age"

"I'm literally God".

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You walk- more struggle back into your room.

Huffing and sitting on your bed, you unclasp Rebecca's hands from the back of your neck.

Heat rushes to your cheeks "maybe it'll actually work- they've been bugging me about it all day.." you mutter.

You lean forward and kiss her on her lips.

"Huh? y/n?" Rebecca rubs her eyes "oh shit it worked" you reply.

"What worked? Are you still wearing the makeup?" She licks her lips tasting the cherry flavoured lip gloss.

"I like the eyeliner okay!" You blush "well, since I'm awake 'n energised, you wanna,, y'know mess around?" She suggests, also blushing.

You smirk, ruffling your hair.

"Hell yeah-" *snore*.

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