Kiribaku Oneshots

Cockblocked

This idea came to me awhile ago. I'm glad y'all like this au as much as I do.
CW: borderline exhibitionism, teasing, loooots of dirty talk, overstim

This is starting to become an infuriating pattern. It's been a month or two since they've become official, and they've slowly started to reintroduce sex. Slowly, because Bakugou is still figuring out his kinks and everything...and he's still kind of shy, but he won't admit that. As they've been experimenting, they've had quite unfortunate timing. A make out session on Kirishima's couch or in Bakugou's dorm will be interrupted by one of their roommates, effectively cockblocking them and amplifying their frustration. Eventually, Bakugou gets sick of waiting. He's getting his boyfriend's dick if it kills him. He prepares carefully, meticulously, telling him he'll be over to help him study and that he'll bring lunch one Saturday, ignoring Soy Sauce's teasing when he drops him off. He enters the house with the spare key Kirishima gave him, kicking off his shoes at the door.
"Ei! I'm here!" he calls, adjusting himself before following his boyfriend's voice to the kitchen. He's greeted by a sunshiny smile decorated with piercings that makes his heart skip a beat.
"Heya Blondie!" the punk beams at him from his place behind the kitchen island. Bakugou rolls his eyes and comes to his side.
"Ever gonna quit calling me that?" he fake complains. Kirishima chuckles and leans down to peck his lips.
"Not as long as you're gonna be my favorite cutie pie.~"
"Tch, shut up, idiot," he snorts. He looks over the counter littered with worksheets, notes, and textbooks. "Damn. How can you find anything in this mess?"
"I have a system," Kirishima chuckles. "It's not perfect, but it's a system nonetheless!"
"Uh-huh. Sure. Put this shit away for now. I brought food, ya big lug."
"You're the best!"

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About halfway through their burgers, Bakugou decides to put his plan into action.
"Oi," he says, pushing his glasses up his nose and putting down his food. "Are the other punks and that half and half bastard here?"
"Nah. Jiro and Yaomomo are on a date, and Todoroki took Tokoyami to Dark Shadow's vet appointment, and I think Mina had a date as well," Kirishima explains.
"Perfect," the blonde smirks. He snatches his boyfriend's burger and sets both of them down on their napkins before turning and grabbing him by the collar.
"Hey- mph!" Kirishima can barely protest the loss of his food before he's pulled to his boyfriend's lips for a passionate kiss, much to his surprise and delight. He's quick to melt into it, caging the blonde in with a hand on either side of the counter. He's surprised again when Bakugou's hips grind forward, quickly igniting the fire in his gut when he feels how hard he is. Bakugou brings a hand down to palm the redhead through his pants, pulling away to look down at his work.
"Feeling bold today, are we?~" Kirishima teases.
"Shut up," Bakugou huffs. This is taking too long. "I'm getting your dick out..." he tells him, hiding his shy request of consent. He's still new at this.
"It's all yours, baby.~" Bakugou nods and fumbles with his pants, pulling them down just below his balls. He lets saliva gather in his mouth as he takes him in hand, slowly stroking him to life. Once he's satisfied with his work, he slowly drops to his knees in front of him. It's been over a month since he's tasted him, and he's excited to remember the flavor of this hunk of meat.

He licks his lips and brings the blushing red tip to his mouth. He looks up through his eyelashes and revels in the blush that blooms on Kirishima's cheeks when he presses a soft, wet kiss to his cock. He opens up and cradles the tip on his tongue, meeting a pool of slippery wetness that the blonde bathes it in after wrapping his lips around him.
"Agh..shit," Kirishima groans. Even if Bakugou had only sucked him off once, he swears he's given him the best head he's ever gotten. He watches in awe as the beautiful blonde slowly works his cock into his mouth. He's so mesmerized by the sight that he doesn't notice the footsteps approaching until-
"Hey Kiri!" His head snaps up to see a dolled up Mina skipping into the kitchen. He panics, leaning forward onto the counter to hide any sense of pleasure, mentally kicking himself for having to push his dick into the warmth of his boyfriend's throat without warning. Miraculously, Bakugou doesn't choke. He's just a bit surprised at the action, and aggravated by the unexpected turn of events.
"H-hey Mina! I thought you had a date," Kirishima tries to stay calm, praying that his blush goes down and that he can contain any noises.
"I do! She had to change the time because her frogs escaped their terrarium. She'll be here soon though! Is Bakubitch here?" she asks, noticing the doubled portions of food on the counter. Bakugou refrains from growling at the nickname.
"Yeah, he is! H-he just went to the bathroom."
"Ahh. So he won't mind if I steal one of his fries!" she beams, plucking one of the potato sticks from its box and stuffing it in her mouth before parking it on a bar stool and picking up a conversation.