Kiribaku Oneshots

Coincedence

Don't know if I spelled that right, don't care. This ones gonna be pure fluff and it might be cringy because I'm a sap, but whatever.

    "Dude! What?!" Kaminari practically yelled into his phone. Bakugou winced and growls from the loud sound in his ear.
"I'm just going to fucking ask, Dunce Face," he says, rolling his eyes. He had called the idiot to ask if he knew Kirishima's ring size, not to be yelled at. He plans to propose to his boyfriend Eijiro Kirishima once he gets the fucking ring, and he doesn't plan on doing any sappy shit.
"But dude, this is like, BIG! You're proposing to him!" Kaminari, a hopeless romantic, ain't having it.
"I fucking know. I'm just going to ask because I don't do sappy shit, idiot," the hothead explains.
"Not even a liiiiittle bit? Like, you could do it somewhere special and still not have to do anything TOO sappy. Kiri would still love it!" Bakugou rolls his eyes again. He knows Eijiro would love for it to be special, but he just isn't good at romantic gestures. He's gotten a little better than he was in high school, but it's still hard for him to do...and if it's casual he won't be as nervous.
"And where the fuck exactly could I fucking do it?" He asks sarcastically.
"Ummmm...Oh! You could pop the question when the squad goes to Disney Land together! That would be awesome! He'd be having fun, and it would be in a special place! He'd love it!" Kaminari responds, making the number two hero groan. Not just because that's cheesy as shit, but also because it's a good fucking idea, and because the ring should be ready by then. He's silent for a few moments.
"I fucking hate it when you have a good idea."

He makes Kaminari swear to keep his mouth shut or else he'd blow him up, and just texts Raccoon Eyes for Kiri's ring size. When the ring comes in a few weeks later, he makes sure to hide it in a place where his boyfriend will never look. His nerves increase every time he looks at the damn thing. Just imagining his boyfriend with the silver ruby ring around his finger makes his heart race. Hell, imagining him on the altar with him is enough to nearly kill him. He loves this man so much, he just wants to get it over with, but he wants to make it special for Eijiro too, so he waits until the squad goes to Disney Land. The little black box feels like a 20 pound weight in his pocket as they all walk around. He's waiting for the perfect moment, so he waits, watching as his dumbass "friends" and boyfriend run around the park and scream on the rides, taking pictures with the characters and getting those stupid mouse ears. He didn't want to admit he was having fun too. The rides were pretty good, and it made Eijiro smile when he wore the matching ears he had gotten for them, plus it was nice to just walk around holding his hand, even if it was a little sweaty. When they got to the castle, Mina made them all pose for a picture, and suddenly he felt hyper aware of the ring box in his pocket. His palms got a little sweaty from his nerves. This is the right moment. He wipes his hands on his pants so he doesn't blow up the ring and reaches into his pocket. Just get it over with.
"Hey...Eijiro," he says, suppressing a voice crack. The smiling redhead turned towards him as he pulls out the ring box and holds it open in his hand, flushed a bright red.
"Ye-..." Kirishima cuts himself off when he sees the ring. He stumbles back a bit and puts his hands over his mouth, tears coming to the corners of his eyes.
"Wanna get married?"

Mina is still taking pictures, and Kaminari and Sero have stepped back to watch this go down. Kaminari is excitedly bouncing in place, but Mina and Sero seem to be containing laughter. Bakugou is trying his best not to crumble under his nerves. He looks up slightly at his boyfriend, who is blushing and smiling behind his hands. Then the redhead does something he didn't expect.
"Katsuki..." Kirishima moves his hands away from his mouth and fishes into his pocket. He pulls out a little black box and gets down on one knee, opening it up to reveal a silver citrine ring. Bakugou's breath hitches and he covers his mouth with one hand while still clutching the ring in his other. What is happening?! Kirishima looks up at him.
"Yes!" He finally responds. The blonde is absolutely stunned.
"Y-you were fucking..."
"Yeah..."
"When did you-..."
"Like, two months ago..."
A genuine smile crosses his face and he wipes away a tear that was starting to form.
"Fucking hell I love you," he spouts. Kirishima stands up and captures his boyfriend in a hug, lifting him up and spinning him once while their friends and a couple bystanders cheer for them.

Kirishima puts his now fiancé down and grabs his left hand, sliding the ring onto his finger.
"Dammit, you beat me to it! I had a speech!" He fake complains. He did have a speech though. He's a little annoyed because he practiced it so much. Bakugou grabs his fiancé's left hand and slides the ring on, unable to erase the smile from his face.
"Suck it up Shit Hair, we're engaged now," he snorts. Kirishima wraps his arms around Bakugou's waist and pulls him into a kiss. Bakugou gladly kisses back, wrapping his arms around his neck. Mina's sobs are mixed with squeals of joy as she takes a final picture and stashes her camera.
"AaaaaaHHH You guuuuuuuuyyys!!! They're getting maaaaarriiiiiieeeed!!!!!" She sobs into Kaminari's shoulder.
"I know! How did this happen?! I mean I knew Blasty was gonna pop the question, but just how???" Kaminari sobs back, putting his arm around the pink girl.
"We knew that Kiri was going to propose, guess we just had the same idea." Sero explains.
"I knew about bOth of them and I didn't plan this!!!" Mina says. The engaged couple breaks away from their kiss and snap their heads toward her.
"You (fucking) KNEW?!" They say almost in tandem.
"Why are you surprised?!" She said, raising her hands in defense.

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    "You STILL haven't asked him yet?" Mina questioned the flustered redhead.
"Don't make fun of me! We've both been really busy and-"
"And you're nervous?" Sero interrupted. Kirishima hides his face in his arms, clutching the little velvet box containing the engagement ring he's had for almost a month now.
"I'll take that as a yes," the taping hero mused.
"Guuuuuuys, this is serious! I wanna ask him so bad! I just wanna make it perfect!" Kirishima says. He's been wanting to propose for awhile now, but just can't seem to find the perfect time to do it.

The trio spends about an hour brainstorming ideas, until Sero pipes up.
"Oh! I know! What about if you proposed when we go to Disney?" Kirishima thinks for a moment, then his face lights up.
"That's perfect! It's casual enough for him, romantic enough for me, and it's a place where we'll both be having fun! Dude! You're a genius!" The redhead spouts. Sero smiles cockily.
"I have my moments.~" he muses. Mina giggles and gets them to start talking about how exactly Kiri would pop the question. Then, she gets a text from the blasty boy himself.

Yo. Raccoon Eyes. I need Eijiro's ring size. Say anything and I'll fucking kill you.

She smiles to herself. 'Huh. What a coincidence.'

Short and sickeningly sweet.~ Hope y'all enjoyed that. Sorry it was so short this time.