Here's something funny to make up for the angst I left y'all with.
CW: Casual ass slapping/pda idk
Y'know those videos where couples will compare what it's like to slap their partner's ass at different stages of the relationship?
Yeah that's basically these two.
On one hand, we have when Kiri slaps Bakugou's ass and he's just:
One month in: *very respectful but the temptation is strong*
Six-Eight Months in:
Every time he appreciates the Bakubooty with an affectionate swat he gets a blushing boyfriend and an explosion in the face. Sometimes Bakugou will sense him approaching.
"If you slap my ass I'll personally break each of your fingers."
A little over a year in:
It still makes Bakugou blush but now he's more comfortable using it as a flirting opportunity.
After that he had gotten used to it because of course his ass is perfect.
Now, on the other hand, we have when Bakugou slaps Kirishima's ass:
The first time he did it, he sent Kirishima into mix of a gay panic and pure joy because he didn't think his ass was that nice. It's not as thick in fat quite yet, so he didn't really think much of it, but then his boyfriend casually slapped his ass as he passed him and internally he was like "HOLY SHIT HE THINKS MY ASS LOOKS GOOD?!" It was adorable. He started doing a lot more squats after that.
He melts into the flirty aspect of it a lot easier, but he also starts doing a thing where he'll wear more form fitting pants after he did leg/glutes day, and purposefully does it to see if his ass still looks good/looks better. To the point where he's salty if Katsuki doesn't slap his ass when he gives him the opportunity.
And yes.
He's purchased the T*kt*k leggings.
Have some crack. Also idfk what the title is lol
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FanfictionSelf explanatory. I don't take requests. Don't expect consistent uploads. These are just things I come up with off the top of my head. Cover art by @/syblatortue via twitter. (I love their art shut up.) Characters are portrayed as 18+ in smut shots.
