Zoya's Shayari

Breakfast with Zoya Farooqi

This scene is the morning after Zoya enters Asad's house for the first time and after last night's incident (Zoya accidently thinks Asad's room is hers and uses it and they fight again 🤦‍♀️) the mood is a little tense. Dilshad and Najma have begun their breakfast but Asad is yet to come!

Zoya walks to the dining table where she greets her phupi and Najma.

Zoya: Kisi ne meri pizza slice dekhi hai?

Najam frowns and and Dilshad looks confused.

Dilshad: Lekin woh kal ki pizza ti na? Ab toh woh stale ho chuki hogi. Ek kaam karo table se kuch fresh kaoh.

Zoya: Ugh fresh is so boring. Aap mujhe bataiye hum fresh khaana kyu kaati hai?

Najma: (shrugs) Healthy rehne ke liye obviously.

Zoya: (Smiles) Sahi jawab! Aur hum healthy kyu rehte hain? Taki hum apne lives ko full on enjoy kar sake, correct?

Dilshad: (wonders where this is going) Correct...

Zoya: Magar agar aap koi short cut mil jaye us long and healthy diet ko avoid karne to kyu aap woh use nahi karenge. Mera shortcut hai cold, leftover pizza, pata nahi hai kaha chali gayi...

She sits in Mr Akdu Ahmed Khan's chair with the newspaper covering her face. Najma and Dilshad's eyes widen, Allah miya ab kya hoga?! Their shock only turns into fear when they see Asad approaching the dinner table with a look of annoyance on his face. He walks towards Zoya with an empty energy drink in his hand.

Asad: Yeh can aapki hai, kal raat aapne mere room me chod kar chali gaayi.

Zoya: (without even looking at him) Ok, aap woh can dustbin me pekh sakti hai please.

Asad: (even more irritated) Yeh kaam toh aap bhi kar sakte hai, isse aapko toh pata chalega ki dustbin kaha par raki hai.

Zoya: Ok sure

She gets up from his chair and leaves the newspaper on the empty plate! Whilst she puts the can in the dustbin and begins walking back to her chair, she sees Najma and Dilshad rush to his chair and put his knife, spoon and fork in a neat arrangement beside his plate, which was being cleaned by Dilshad after that, Najma folded up the newspaper and carefully kept it beside his plate and got rid of invisible dust off his chair whilst Asad just stood there arms folded glaring at the table as if it was the table's fault. Wide-eyed Zoya watched this and slowly walked back to her chair, looking at Asad as if he was an alien whilst he sat down.

Zoya: (in a no-nonsense tone) Excuse me mene is chair par pehla beta toh this chair is mine, aap please jaakar kahi aur betiye.

Asad looks around thinking what am I supposed to do with this girl, while Dilshad looks worried as she doesn't want to deal with a fight again. Najma notices this and tries to explain to Zoya.

Najma: A-Actually Bhaijaan is chair par har roz behta hai.

Dilshad nods hoping Zoya won't argue further but to no avail as she raises her eyebrows in coldness and but her smile shows she is amused.

Zoya: Ek chair se itna mohobat? Well chaliye issi baat par ek sher arz hai!

Dil mein ruhani sukoon aur chein hona chahiye,

Dil mein ruhani sukoon aur chein hona chahiye

Aapka naam Asad nahi, chairman hona chahiye!

Zoya: Shukria, shukria, shukria!

Dilshad fights hard to supress her smile but Najma bursts out laughing which earns her a glare from Asad. She shuts up. This time Dilshad intervenes.

Dilshad: Zoya, aao yaha behto.

Zoya: (still jovial from Asad's embarrassment) Yeah sure.

2 minutes later...

Zoya sees an article on Asad's newspaper about Mahendra Singh Dhoni's cricket team coming to Bhopal and half-shrieks.

Zoya: (points to newspaper) Cricket!

Najma: (intrigued) Aapko cricket pasand hai?

Asad looks at Najma thinking, Kya zaroorat ti usse baat karne me?! Ab sardard aayega..

Zoya: I just looovvvve cricket, jaanti ho mene New York me, mein cricket ko kitna miss karti ti?

Silence for 10 seconds straight.

Zoya: (in an obviously tone) Are pucho na, phir to me bata sakti hoon ke me miss karti ti!

Dilshad: (turns head towards her as if she is dying to know) Kitna miss karti ti?

Zoya: (excited) Itna miss karti ti, itna miss karti ti ke I just can't explain me kitna miss karti ti!!

Asad rolls his eyes in absolute frustration, Najma raises her right eyebrow but continues eating her breakfast and Dilshad nods and looks away.

Zoya: Jaanti ho cricket ke baare mein me saari friends mere ek secret jaante hain.

Asad: Agar hum nahi poochenge toh kya aap hume jawab nahi denge?

Zoya scowls and says anyways: Toh mere saare friends ko yeh jaante hai ke I LOVE Mahendra Singh Dhoni! In fact us ke baare me, mere paas ek sher bhi hai toh Arz Kiya Hai!

Honi ko unhoni kar de, unhoni ko honi,

Honi ko unhoni kar de, unhoni ko honi

Hot-

Asad glares at her, and Dilshad fears for her safety

and Handsome, Mahendra Singh Dhoni!

Zoya: Thank you!

Dilshad hurrily says to Zoya: Tum kuch kao, yeh lo parathas.

She fills her plate and Zoya says thanks while Asad is still death glaring at her. He gets a phone call, throws a last furtive glance at Zoya and excuses himself from the table.

Zoya: Pata nahi mere pizza slice kaha gaya...

She says that whilst looking around then her eyes catch something and she is left gaping. Dilshad wonders how she became quiet and then sees what she is staring at, Allah miya yeh kya ho gaya! Najma also realises what the other women are gaping at and her eyes widen in horror. Zoya's last pizza is in the back pocket of Mr Khan's trousers...somehow.

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After Asad finishes his phone call with Ayaan, he turns around to see his tamatar, ammi and musibat mehmaan standing in a line, looking at him with blank expressions on their faces. He raises his left eyebrow in confusion, ab kya hua, ek taraf Ayaan aur ek taraf yeh.

Asad: Everything ok?

 Najma walks forward opening her mouth to say something but thinks better and walks back looking at her ammi. Almost cautiously, Dilshad walks forward whilst behind her Zoya and Najma silently giggle. Not trusting her mouth to say the right words she turns a very confused Asad around and pulls the pizza slice out of his pocket. That was it for the women. They burst out laughing and Asad turned around ready to scream to know what was going on then he saw the pizza slice and it suddenly clicked in his mind. He looked Zoya in the eye with his angry look but she couldn't stop laughing. Miss Farooqi...

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A/N Hi everyone how did you find this chapter, whilst writing this part I broke down a couple of times 😂😂 anyways if you don't remember this scene is the first time they have breakfast together and how memorable! Please don't forget to vote, share and drop a comment down below. Until next time goodbye!