perfect baby child: Ayo we goin on patrol bois
fix it felix: of course Mattia
water ur croissants: hol up where yo trauma at
perfect baby child: apologies fellas, let's get to work
THE SEX MAN changed the chat name to Joestar-Zeppeli Chat
THE SEX MAN: absolutely not
perfect baby child: aw :(
beeschurger: YOU ARENT ILLEGITIMATE WDYM KIDDO
perfect baby child: I was literally born out of wedlock so yes I am
fix it felix removed water ur croissants
fix it felix: now the joke is ruined damn
OceanKid: it was fun while it lasted
Jonathan Joestar: have you guys seen my boots? I need to go take Danny for a walk.
the ladybug man 🐞: can I come, dad?
Jonathan Joestar: of course gio!
fix it felix: check the upstairs broom closet
Jonathan Joestar: Ah thank you Josuke!
depressed dolphin:
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flower girl: yeah
eboy: yeah
book obsession: yeah
THE SEX MAN: Caesar come get your siblings their being sad again
bubble buddy: AYO WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SELF DEPRECATING JOKES
flower girl: sorry big bro we didn't mean too
eboy: actually I meant to
bubble buddy: EMILIO
eboy:
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steel balls deep: @joekid where the fuck are you dude
You said you'd help me make pizza today
joekid: I CAN'T GET OUT THE FUCKING DOOR IN MY WHEELCHAIR GIVE ME A MINUTE
steel balls deep: HEJWJEIWAKSMWJ DAMN BRO
Jonathan Joestar: I'll help you, Johnny, give me a minute.
the moons bitch: my dear sweet child Mattia did you eat the last of the strawberries? :)
eboy: Mattia, as your uncle I advise you to run
flower girl: Mattia, as your aunt I advise you to apologize THEN run
the moons bitch has left the chat
perfect baby child: haha I'm in danger
beeschurger: ILL SAVE UOU MATTIA DW ❤️
bubble buddy: Mattia you're one of the only normal people in this household please don't let her get you
book obsession: bro, I think it's too late, our favorite baby is offline 😭
eboy: NOOOOO
flower girl: OH NO SHE GOT THEM?
fix it felix: y'all r actin like the mans is dead tf
bubble buddy: might as well be, Irene is pissed
beeschurger: NO MY BABY AIGHT FINNA SAVE EM
OceanKid: days without casualties: 0
fix it felix: I would say to not be so negative but ngl it's the truth
beeschurger added the moons bitch
eboy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE POOR BABY
the moons bitch: I AINT DO NOTHIN TF YOU TALKIN BOUT
book obsession: 🧢
perfect baby child: mama, my life flashed before my eyes don't even talk like that
the moons bitch: WAIT I SCARED YOU OH IM SORRY BABY I DIDNT MEAN TOO :(( I WAS JUST UPSET IM SORRY
perfect baby child: ITS OK MAMA CALM DOWN
fix it felix: did y'all know Mattia has a bf
perfect baby child: JOSUKE.
the moons bitch: HE WHAT
eboy: omfg.
perfect baby child: mama I'm sorry if you don't approve but its,, its who I am and I love him
the moons bitch: OMGG @everyone MATTIA HAS A BF !!!
book obsession: THEY GROW UP SO FAST AA
flower girl: aww so sweet
eboy: he takes after me <3
beeschurger: OH MY GOD KIDDO CAN I MEET HIM PLEASE
perfect baby child: i- sure papa. he did say he would like to meet you all,,,
the moons bitch: BRING HIM OVER PLEASE GHHSLJD
OceanKid: ooo uncle Mattia got a boyfrieenddd
perfect baby child: shut ✋
the ladybug man 🐞: wow we missed a lot, huh dad
Jonathan Joestar: I suppose so, Gio! Congratulations Mattia, we all support you!
perfect baby child: thanks, grandpa :)
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FanfictionJust cracktingz <333 My humor has deteriorated so much as of late, and my group chat has a lot of new inside jokes so I thought I'd share em,,, this is greatly based of my friends lol. JJBA and it's characters belong to Hirohiko Araki. I own not...
