(the art isn't mine)
Swiss Cheese: Hey Giorno
stripper: Hello Fugooo
Swiss Cheese: are you busy
stripper: no, why?
Swiss Cheese: I'm bored, can I call you
stripper: ah, yea, go ahead
Swiss Cheese started a call
Fugo: hellooooo
Giorno: helloooooooooooo
Fugo: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Giorno: so guess what
Fugo: oh what glorious news shall you present to me today, Giorno Giovanna *laughing*
Giorno: PFFT- uh so I *laughing* sORRY-
Fugo: *laughs*
Giorno: ok so I saw a strawberry laying on the table, and I watched narancia wrap it with a piece of Swiss cheese and draw an angry face on it, then he looked me deAD in the eye and said "it's Fugo" AND I THINK THATS THE STUPIDEST THING HES DONE AS OF YET
Fugo: no I think the stupidest thing he's done is almost dIE
Giorno: WE DONT SPEAK OF THAT
Fugo: but I'm right aren't i?
Giorno: yea- and that's why we supervise him
Fugo: *screech laughing*
Mista(in the background): bro you good?
Fugo: yea now get out
Mista: ok ok *soft footsteps followed by a door closing*
Giorno: anyways.
Fugo: *sighs and laughs* so, what do we talk about now?
Giorno: uh, dunno. Trish and Narancia are dating now
Fugo: yea I know, I was in the chat when it happened. And they MUTED ME
Giorno: let me guess, was it mista that did it?
Fugo: yea
Giorno: *soft laughing* so like, do you like anyone that way?
Fugo: mmmh... do I need to answer?
Giorno: I'd prefer if you did~
Fugo: what's with the flirty tone, Giorno~
Giorno: I, u-uh.. just answer the question!
Fugo: pfft- are you embarrassed?
Giorno: NO- don't avoid the question!
Fugo: mhhh,,, I'll answer, but after, let's talk about you, hm?
Giorno: ok—
Fugo: ok so to answer your question... yea I do like someone romantically....
Giorno: if you don't mind me asking... who?
Fugo: heyyy I said we would talk about you!
Giorno; but Fugoooo, I'm curious~
Fugo: I'm not telling. It's my turn to ask questions, dear GioGio!
Giorno: *incoherent stuttering* giogio? Where'd that come from?
Fugo: what, you don't like it?
Giorno: no it's fine, just took me by surprise that's all.
Fugo: Alright, question time
Giorno: Ooh boy, here we go
Fugo: ok, so where you embarrassed when I teased you
Giorno: ʏᴇᴀ
Fugo: ɪ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ɪᴛ. Next question, do you like anyone romantically?
Giorno: perhaps
Fugo: Giornooooo I need a straight answer
Giorno: how can I give you a straight answer when I'm not?
*silence*
Fugo: I- neither am I
Giorno: nice,,,, so uh,, we're both gay and single, and we both like somebody.
Fugo: and?
Giorno: think about it, Fugo, Bucciarati and Abbacchio probably have something going on, narancia and trish are a thing, mista,,, he isn't exactly on the dating scene-
Fugo: if you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, you're right.
Giorno: nice, I'll meet you downstairs in 15?
Fugo: assuming this is your impromptu way of asking me on a date, then yea, I'll meet you there
Giorno: Great, make sure to dress nicely~ mwah
stripper ended the call
Swiss Cheese changed stripper's nickname to lover boy ❤️✨
lover boy ❤️✨: I feel honored 🥺
Swiss cheese: as you should be
lover boy ❤️✨ changed Swiss Cheese's nickname to soft little strawberry 🍓
soft little strawberry 🍓: ok that's low
lover boy ❤️✨: it's cuteee tho
soft little strawberry 🍓: fuck you
lover boy ❤️✨: love you too xx
*ded chat*
A/N: yalllll should I write the FuGio date? Or should I move on??? Help am confusion
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