Sexy Pistols: TRIISSSHH SPILL DA TEA
ceo of the turtle <3: OK OK OK GIMME A MINUTEEEEEE
Sexy Pistols: HURRY UPPPPP
ceo of the turtle <3: aight here uh-
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Sexy Pistols: ok I expected that one-
ceo of the turtle <3: they're our parents of course they fuck
Sexy Pistols: WAIT THEY FUCK OH SHIT OK SJFJFTIF
ceo of the turtle <3: BWAHAHHA YOU DIDNT KNOW?
Sexy Pistols: I DIDNT KNOW SKSFKRGTNFK DID YIU WATCH THEM OR SMTH SDJFKFM HOW DO YOU LNLW THIS
ceo of the turtle <3: BAKSKDIRFNF NO I DIDNT WATCH THEM SJFNTJ I HEARD THEM THESE WALLS BE THIN AS FUCK MISTA
Sexy Pistols: truee- wait you're single, right
ceo of the turtle <3: yea, why? U tryna hit or something?
Sexy Pistols: naww I heard someone talking about their crush on youuuuuuu
ceo of the turtle <3: WAIT WHOOO TELL TELL TELL TELL MEEEE OR ILL FORCE FEED YOU 4 COOKIES
Sexy Pistols: please don't I'll tell you
it's uh,,,,,,,,;,
ceo of the turtle <3: I'm getting the cookies
Sexy Pistols: NO WAIT SJID PLEASE
OK ITS NARANCIA
ceo of the turtle <3: see was that hard?
wait, what-
Sexy Pistols: yea narancia has a crush on youUuuUuUu
ceo of the turtle <3:sjksbrjfjrjtjfgjgjgjgjgjgkdl
Sexy Pistols: triiish are you ok?
ceo of the turtle <3: yes I am amazing shfjffgk I feel like I'm ascending to heaven I'm so happy what
Sexy Pistols:.... I'm assuming that you like him back??
Ceo of the turtle <3: yea you dumb fuck I like him back- now can you pleaaseee play matchmaker and get us together
Sexy Pistols: sure triiiish
ceo of the turtle <3: you say "triiiiish" too much
Sexy Pistols: but it's funnnn
ceo of the turtle <3: whatever, just set us up on a blind date or smth sjdnrjffk
ceo of the turtle <3 has left the chat
Sexy Pistols: bet bruv
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wait, what? (JJBA textfic)
FanfictionJust cracktingz <333 My humor has deteriorated so much as of late, and my group chat has a lot of new inside jokes so I thought I'd share em,,, this is greatly based of my friends lol. JJBA and it's characters belong to Hirohiko Araki. I own not...
