A/N: comment and vote if you're spaghettiA/N: pt2 I'm so devastated that wattpad decided to make 1/3 of my work go poof 🔥👄🔥I want it back pls
"How do you deal with peer pressure?" Nova reads robotically off of her phone, following Sapnap around as he walks around the house mindlessly. He had sunken eyes, and dark rings under them. His shoulders were slouched over as he slowly walked with heavy legs.
In a tired voice, the boy responds, "Fuck off."
"How do you deal with your depression?" Nova continues down the list.
"I don't, I'm too good for depression." The two make their way back into the kitchen, completing the sixth loop around the house. Nova shoots him another question, "Do you prefer dick or pussy?"
Sapnap stops in his tracks, looking at Nova with an expression mixed with disgust and horror. "What kind of question is that?
Nova deadpans, "Noodle or ravioli?"
Shaking his head in confusion and a face of pure terror, "I don't know ravioli?"
Nova looks at him with a blank expression, "A question is a question, Sapnap. But if you'd like to be comforted, I prefer both. It's alright for you to admit that you want Dream's dick."
Blinking slowly, Sapnap slowly registers the remark, "What the hell? NO." Sapnap begins charging at Nova, causing her to scream and run the other way. Sapnap chases her, screaming, "COME HERE NOVA. DREAM'S NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU NOW!"
Both of their bodies are shaking with laughter. After a full course around the whole house without Nova being caught, she arrives back at the kitchen. Cleverly, Nova keeps the large kitchen island in between them. Heavy breathing and their gamer legs and lungs tired out.
Still gasping for air, Nova manages to choke out, "I don't need Dream to save me. Sorry for saying that you wanted Dream's dick I meant George's."
While still out of breath and laughing, Sapnap manages to groan, "I'm gonna murder you before Dream gets back from the supermarket. He won't be here to save you."
Sapnap takes the chance while Nova is still winded, jumping onto, and sliding across the kitchen island, knocking over various kitchenware in the process. This prompts Nova to let out a shrill scream, and run out into the living room.
Using her ninja skills, Nova leaps over one of the couches, creating a barrier between her and the hunter. Their gamer lungs and legs were pushing hard, near their limit. With an exhilarated smile, Nova yells, "I don't need Dream to save me. Because it is I who shall slay the mighty beast."
Nova grabs the cushions on the couch, hurling them at him. Sapnap let's out an ungodly noise as he's trying to dodge them. One is able to fly straight into his face, causing an audible 'oomph'.
Continuing the onslaught, Nova grabs the rest of the cushions, sending them flying. Soon enough, she is left with no more objects to throw. An evil grin spreads across Sapnap's face. "Who did you say was going to slay the mighty beast? Because you just threw away your upper hand, idiot."
Sapnap begins to start picking up the scattered cushions on the floor, then proceeding to throw them back at her with as much arm strength he could muster.
Nova's screech pierces through the heavenly gates, she bolts, Sapnap being able to herd her into a dead end. With Sapnap blocking her escape route, armed with a cushion in hand, Nova has nothing except the front door her back is on.
Body racked with laughter, Nova raises her hands defensively in front of her. "You don't want to do this, Sappy Nappy."
Sapnap's eyes are trained onto the girl, not sparing a second to look away. He slowly raises his weapon in hand, bracing himself to swing. With each step he took, the more aggressively Nova shook her head and laughed.
Taking the last step, with a evil grin, he raises the cushion, but before he could swing, the door behind Nova is unlocked, swinging open. Whacking Nova, she is propelled foward, falling into Sapnap. The sudden weight of Nova on him causes for him to fall backward with an oomph. His hands on her waist and cushion laying next to them, Sapnap groans while Mova is sent into a fit of laughter.
"What the hell is happening here?" A confused Dream stands in the doorway, a hand on the doorknob and the other arm full of groceries.
Pushing Nova off of him, Sapnap sits up, rubbing the back of his head. "I don't even know."
Sheepishly waving at Dream, Nova sends to Sapnap, "Hitting your head must've given you amnesia."
Sapnap chuckles, "Nah I remember my name."
Nova looks at Dream, a pout forming. She whines childishly, "Dream, he was bullying me! He was throwing cushions at me and and chasing me around. He was going to kill me before you came back."
Mimicking her whining voice, Sapnap mockingly crosses his arms, "Dream, she was bullying me! She was asking weird questions, and she threw a cushion right at my face!"
Chuckling, Dream says, "I feel like a dad coming back to my two kids." He walks past the two, stepping over them. Making his way toward the kitchen, he frowns seeing the scattered cushions, and fallen kitchenware.
"Can you guys please clean the house back up?"
Sapnap and Nova both groan, but comply. Getting up from the floor, the look at each other with grins, "Okay Daddy Dream."
Dream glares at the chaotic duo, "never say that again or else I'm going to be the one chasing you two."
"Okay..."
Glancing at them with a face saying, 'don't you dare', Sapnap and Nova share a look, before repeating, "Father Dream."
A/N: that's pretty cool ig father Dream action pog
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I just got a nosebleed after typing "Father Dream" damn wtf
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