A/N: Like I said before I consider Utah the World's Best Ally in my universe. He's just horrified 'cuss he has the room next to Florida and George.
Massachusetts
Massachusetts was a little easier to gain his trust then New York
He tried to be as standoffish as New York but George brought him a Dunks, Massachusetts cried, and immediately accepted him.
George has now sat through more Soxs/Bruins/Celtics/Patriots games then he ever wanted to
Sometimes he starts an argument between Massachusetts and whatever state is also watching so he can sneak away
Massachusetts has probably asked Florida and George when they're getting married over fifty times
He's pointed out he was the first state to legalize gay marriage so y'know, they can marry there
If George ever complains that it's cold, Massachusetts just laughs holloway and probably brings up the Blizzard of '78.
He's watched George shiver in seventy degree weather. It was adorable.
Massachusetts in George's phone: William
George in Massachusetts's phone: Kid
"Thanks Will for helping me fix this, I don't know what's up with this sink." George groaned leaning on his counter in his apartment one day.
"I can see the problem." Massachusetts announced peeking out from beneath the sink. "Your apartment is a shit hole."
"I know, I know." George whined, rolling his eyes. "But this is all I can afford right now, once WFTV gets syndicated then I'll make more."
"Or....you could just move in with us." Massachusetts pointed out. At that George went very red, and looked down at his feet.
"I....I don't want to move in with someone unless..."
"Unless you're engaged, we know." Massachusetts said standing up. "Try the faucet." George nodded and walked over to the sink, turning on the faucet and jumping back as water came rushing out.
"Holy shit, you did it Will! How can I ever repay you?" George asked.
"Hey, it's the least I can do for Fl-Juan's favorite person." Massachusetts said with a smile. He began packing up his tools as George fussed around with the knobs, only turning to the reporter when he was done.
"What do you think of a blue and pink scheme?" Massachusetts asked.
"I like those two together." George said with a smile.
"I knew you would." Massachusetts announced, patting George on the shoulder. "See you for dinner."
"I'm thinking tacos for dinner." At that Connecticut slowly glanced up at his older brother.
"We....we just ate Mass." Connecticut pointed out.
"Nah, for the wedding." Massachusetts announced swirling his glass. Connecticut raised an eyebrow making his brother roll his eyes.
"For Florida and George!" Massachusetts yelled.
"Are they finally engaged?" Connecticut gasped looking back at the kitchen. Louisiana was throwing a Mardis Gras party at the statehouse, despite the actual carnival being cancelled for the year. There was food, beads, and of course plenty of drinking and from where Connecticut sat, George was already plastered. The man was a lightweight on a good day, and he was practically hanging off of Florida who was slightly buzzed at best and trying to help his boyfriend stand up straight.
"Nah, not even close. But I have been planning their wedding." Massachusetts announced.
"I....Mass....how can you plan their wedding if they're not even engaged?" Connecticut asked.
"Oh I've been planning it since Florida told us about him. Look." Massachusetts ordered handing over his tablet to his younger brother. On the screen was a Pinterest board, which made Connecticut raise his eyebrow again, and on it was a bunch of pins based on an imaginary wedding Massachusetts was planning.
"Wow....but why?" Connecticut asked.
"Hey, I was the first state to allow gay marriage. It's kind of my birthright." Massachusetts announced.
"Technically...." Vermont announced draping himself over the side of the couch, clearly buzzed. "We were the first to allow civil unions."
"Oh fuck off Vermont!" Massachusetts yelled pushing the small state away. He glanced back over at the kitchen where Florida was desperately trying to get some water down George's throat, but all George wanted to do was make out.
"So by that logic you start planning their wedding?" Connecticut asked.
"I mean yeah! It'll probably be the only wedding I plan." Massachusetts said with a shrug. Silence passed between the two brothers.
"I could get married." Connecticut said softly. Massachusetts snorted.
"Oh yeah, that's like if Tom Brady won the Superbowl without the Pats."
"Okay fine, Yorkie and Penn could get married, or you and Maryland!" Connecticut pointed out.
"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MARY AND ME?" Massachusetts yelled going red. Silence fell between the brothers again, only broken by glancing back at the kitchen. Florida, in a surprising show of strength, had managed to get George on the counter and began kissing him slowly and sensually.
"Not near the bean dip!" Utah begged.
"Could be worse man....they could be doing it in their room...." Colorado announced making Utah squeak.
"George does make him happy." Connecticut whispered.
"After everything we've been through with humans, it's nice to see one that doesn't cause us any suffering." Massachusetts said with a shrug, taking his tablet back.
"I really think they're going to be together forever, so I want to give them a wedding they'll never forget. Especially after what Florida and George have been through." Connecticut smiled at his older brother, heart soaring.
"That's the nicest thing you've ever done for anyone." Connecticut whispered.
"Yeah well...if you tell anyone I'll kill you." Massachusetts announced.
"And there it is." The two states' attention was snapped back to the kitchen as George suddenly went green and threw up in the sink.
He also had a hard time holding his liquor.
"Now it's a party!" Louisiana announced as Florida yelled for water.
"Maybe take alcohol off of the wedding board." Connecticut suggested turning back to his brother.
"The Boston in me is screaming but considering I'm watching George's green shake coming back up? Agreed." Massachusetts muttered, going right back to Pinterest.
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Human!DC/Florida AU
SonstigesJust a small place to dump my human!DC/Florida headcanons. Mostly how each state responds to human!DC