Georgia
George and Georgia bond because one day they drank an entire can of coffee. In one go.
The coffee did nothing for Georgia but it did get George at least ready for work which was a plus
They're often seen napping in the living room, George surrounded by work and Georgia in his burrito blanket.
Florida has on occasion ripped the blanket out from under Georgia and draped it over his boyfriend.
When Georgia flipped blue in 2020, he was confused because he had always gone red but had been having some concerns about Trump as his rhetoric amped up
The day of the DC riots, George handed him a cup of coffee with extra shots of bourbon from Loui and the two sat and watched together, George doing whatever he could to comfort him.
Georgia brings George peaches for his smoothies or breakfasts when they're in season.
George pays him back by making apple cobbler one night
Georgia in George's phone: James
George in Georgia's phone: Peach
Georgia watched in horror as the MAGA idiots stormed the Capitol, being met with little resistance and almost welcomed with open arms as they tried to stop the results of a free and fair election.
He regretted flipping blue.
He still remembered the phone call from his governor the day it happened, how his voice shook as he nervously told him the state had gone blue. Georgia wasn't a fan of the man, but he could respect him, and even he could understand why his governor would feel so nervous. In a way, Georgia almost felt like he was responsible for what was going on at the Capitol, if he only flipped red.
"James." Georgia heard and suddenly he was aware of a mug in his face.
"Oh....hi George." Georgia whispered while taking the mug.
"It looked like you needed it." George offered sitting down next to the state.
"Don't you have work?" Georgia asked, watching the reporter take a sip of his own coffee.
"Nah they called us all off because..." George gestured towards the TV. "Plus Juan would've had a meltdown if I even attempted to do any reportering." Georgia shrugged in acceptance before taking a sip of his own coffee. Instantly the taste of coffee, creamer, sugar, and something stronger hit him.
"Is that....is that bourbon?" Georgia asked.
"Robert figured you needed it." George explained with a smile. Georgia nodded before taking another sip. The two watched in silence as the insurgonists broke into the Capitol, trying to find any congressperson or senator to seriously harm or worse.
"Ya know...I wonder if my ex is in there." George muttered.
"Your ex was one of those people?" Georgia gasped.
"I swear I didn't find out until we went back to his place one night." George explained. "Wall to wall Trump shit, posters, a cardboard cut out, signs, the works." Georgia glanced down at his spiked coffee.
"He was nuts too, man was always paranoid. Dating him was...." George drew off, the painful memory fully hitting him. Georgia watched the human with worry as he shook his head and went back to his coffee.
"Maybe you need yours spiked." Georgia offered. George looked at the state and winked.
"You don't think mine is?" George teased making Georgia snicker. Georgia glanced back at the TV and sighed.
"I wonder if this is all my fault." Georgia whispered.
"What? How?"
"I....I mean...if my state didn't just do what Trump wanted, maybe they wouldn't have stormed the Capitol." Georgia suggested.
"I feel like they were going to do it anyway. Peyton and I are working on a story, if you put together all of Trump's tweets, and his actions before now, this was inevitable." George explained. Georgia sighed and looked back at the TV as the police finally got into the Capitol building looking for the invaders.
"But if I just went red...."
"Then Pennsylvania would've been harassed, or Nevada, or any other swing state! This isn't on your state." George pointed out. Georgia sighed and looked back at his coffee.
"Tell ya what." George announced pulling out his phone. "Let's take a break from this. The kids on Tik Tok have already made this into a meme, some of these videos are hilarious."
"Oh nice." Georgia said, mood lightening up as he leaned over to look at George's phone. "Lemme see."
Hours later Louisiana and Florida returned to the Statehouse with California in tow, looking very disappointed.
"You two are lucky DC is in his bunker and he didn't have to bail you out." California announced.
"Well how was I supposed to know replacing eggs with baby alligators in the supermarket was illegal?" Florida pointed out.
"It should be pretty fucking obvious!" California yelled.
"Sha look." Louisiana whispered, tugging on Florida's arm. Florida turned and saw Georgia and George, both passed out on the couch in front of the TV, letting the TV play through the reruns of the Capitol attack and two empty coffee mugs on the table in front of them. Georgia was wrapped in a burrito blanket and George had managed to tuck his own limbs to fit the couch, looking like a little cat.
"Aw....that's kind of sweet." California said with a smile before Florida ripped the blanket off of Georgia, sending him flying to the ground.
"FLORIDA WHAT THE FUCK." Georgia yelled.
"George needs this more than you!" Florida yelled draping the blanket over his still sleeping boyfriend. Georgia rolled his eyes and stood up, brushing himself off. He grabbed his empty coffee mug heading to the kitchen, but before he did, he turned back to the living room.
"Florida." Georgia called. Florida looked up; he had just put George's head on his lap and was running his hands through the reporters hair.
"You've got a good man." Georgia announced. "Make sure you don't lose him."
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Human!DC/Florida AU
De TodoJust a small place to dump my human!DC/Florida headcanons. Mostly how each state responds to human!DC