Human!DC/Florida AU

Incorrect Quotes

I figure George and Florida need their own little incorrect quotes 

George: *over text* Babes I'm busy.

Florida: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Red Bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die? 

George: 

George: I'm on my way. 

George: *trying to be seductive* Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Florida: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire. 

George: No I meant--

Florida: Everyone claps. 

Florida: How's the most handsome man in the world doing? 

George: *not looking up from his phone* I don't know, how are you? 

Florida: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

Florida: I have an idea!

George: No murder.

Florida: I no longer have an idea. 

Louisiana: What's your favorite color? 

Florida: George.

Florida: Wait what was the question?

George: How do you take your coffee? 

Georgia: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul. 

George: Okay, so a white chocolate mocha with extra whipped cream and caramel. 

Florida: *to George* Excuse me. I noticed you were not paying attention to me, and that is not acceptable. 

California: I like your top, George.

Florida: I have a name!

Utah: Dear God.

Florida: Water is wet, you want to know what else is wet? 

George: Not this again.

Florida: Spaghetti. 

George: I'm dating a kid.

George: I have very high standards. I only fall in love with graceful--

Florida: (stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats, and landing on their face) 

George:

George: I want that one.

George: Why would anyone want to hurt Juan?

New York: Maybe because they met him? 

New York: Did I say that? 

Florida: Love, love do the thing!

George: (smiles) 

Florida: *out of breath* Oh my God.....

Florida: Love? You're still awake.

George: It's not that late.

Florida: It's two am. 

George: It's not that late.

Florida: ....how long do you usually stay up?

George: Until 5 am. 

Florida: You wake up at 7 am. 

George: Until 5 am. 

George: I guess it's true what they say, sometimes the ones we love most hurt us the most.

Florida: For the last time, I'm sorry I ate your last baby tator. 

Florida: Truth or dare.

George: Truth.

Florida: How many hours have you slept this week? 

George: Dare.

Florida: Go to sleep.

George: I don't like this game. 

Louisiana: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.

Florida: Eh, no. That's stupid.

George: *walks in* 

Florida: I mean fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know?

Florida: Alex, tell George he's an idiot but I still love him. 

Alaska: Gross. Tell him yourself.

Florida: We're in a fight.

Alaska: You're on his lap????