Phuddle's Monkey Business

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(Phuddles POV)

Yuko and Mo are so over. And I have just the way to do it:)

I toddle up to Felicia, the bird girl. I toss gold around in my little goat man paws. "Felicia" I purr she turns around, her lip quivering. "Yes phuddle?"

"I have a little favor to ask you" I say, jingling gold like a homing beacon.

"Anything " she says, her blue hair glimmering in the radioactive sunshine.

"I need you to seduce Mo" I tell her, my lip quivering. "Mo and Yuko need to be broken up"

She flits a snarky smirk at me "I can do that honey cheeks. But how much gold are you offering?"

"20,000,000,000,000,000 coins, baby cakes" I say to her as I sift through the heavy gold discs in my satchel.

"Sure thang, Phuddle. Anything for my favorite goat man"

She fluters away, and I smirk. Everything is coming together. 

END OF CHAPTER FOUR🙂

Authors note:

Another chapter done, and my love for this story continues to grow. Like, I think I'm actually in love with Phuddle. Anyway, to update y'all on my dog situation, the police caught the woman who shot my dog and her name is Karen McElwood. We found out that this isn't the first time she's done this. She's killed at least five other pets, and is ready to kill more. She has at least three accomplices, so if you know anything at all, please let me know. Anyway, thanks so much for reading! Have a gr8 week and I'll add another chapter soon! Love yall!!!

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