A/N:
🎶Hey, how ya doing? Well, I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside!🎶
Hahaha, I'm not actually dying inside, I'm already dead inside, I have been for a while now.
𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚐𝚊𝚢𝚜, I hope you like this chapter that definitely isn't another filler chapter because my friend definitely didn't say she liked the texting chapters more and I definitely didn't stay up until 12 pm obsessing over it.
Definitely.
🕸Peter's POV:
We were on a jet going to the camp, we couldn't take the hellicarrier since Tony crashed it ever so gracefully into a building (We as in Clint, Steve, Tony, Natasha, Bucky, Wanda, and I).
Tony and Clint were sitting at a table, Steve and Bucky were sitting on a couch, and Natasha, Wanda and I were sitting on chairs.
"NOOOO!" Clint yelled.
"What?" Natasha asked.
"I told you, No one can beat me at Uno," Tony said with a smug look on his face.
"This isn't Uno! It's a battle of wills, and strengths, it's a game of betrayal and loss, it's anarchy!" Clint exclaimed.
"Boys," Natasha muttered shaking her head and went back to reading the book she had in her lap.
"Hey Mr Stark," I said.
"Yeah, what is it?" he said.
"I know right now might not be the best time, but do you think you ould add me to the group chat?" I asked.
"Oh, yeah, right. Gimme one sec," he said, pulling out his phone.
(magical time skip to one sec later ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ)
My phone made a little 'ping noise, and I pulled it out.
*:・゚✧ ~⭐️~✧゚・: *
'Metal Man' has added you to 'The weird nicknames chat'
Metal Man
Everyone, this is Peter
He is an innocent cinnamon roll and if you dare hurt him I won't save you
CGB
Can I hurt him so you don't come and save us?
Joker Blowtorch
Yeah, just give up already dude, we don't wanna be saved
You
Why don't you want to be saved?
Joker Blowtorch
We are secret ninja agents working in the cloak of darkness to destroy the government and eat nachos
Archery Pigeon
Umm, what?
Joker Blowtorch
Haha, no
But I am kind of a ninja
HI-YAH
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number Kid
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