Wrong Number Kid

👋So. . . goodbye?🙃

A/N:

Hey guys. Long time no see eh? . . .Heh, heh, heh. Sorry for not updating in like, a month, but I kinda got grounded, then forgot Wattpad existed, so. . . sorry 'bout that.

Anygays, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PEOPLE!!! Yaaaaayyyyyy!

Q: Why are lgbtq+ people good at fashion?

A: They usually spend a long time in the closet.

Hehehe, it's true.

And now, onto the chapter! Take it away keyboard.

🌞Will's POV:

  After everyone settled down, we started walking out of the woods. The Avengers' faces were a mix of happy, tired, shocked, and totally weirded out, which I do understand, capture the flag is. . .intense here.

  "So, what happens now?" I asked.

  "What do you mean?" Natasha said.

  "Well, like, are you gonna go back, or stay the night- because if you're gonna stay the night, we'll need more beds- or are you gonna. . . I can't really think of any other options other than go back or stay."

  "Well, dying's an option," Nico said, ever so helpfully. 

  "Yeah. . . I don't think so." I said.

  "We're probably going to go back to New York, we have other teammates who would probably not appreciate us just disappearing over the night," Bruce said.

  I nodded thoughtfully. "Well, then I guess we should-" I started to say, but Mr. D came up behind us and cut me off.

  "So, what's gonna happen with the Advertisers over here?" he asked.

  And that was when Tony lost it.

  "OH MY GOD!" Tony yelled. "HOW HARD IS IT TO GET THE NAME AVENGERS RIGHT? FIRST IT WAS AVERAGES, THEN AVOCADOES, AND NOW ADVERTISERS! IT'S THE AVENGERS! A-V-E-N-G-E-R-S!"

  "Oh hush, Tonsil Stork," Mr. D said. At this point, Tony looked as red as that pimple my half-brother Austin got on his nose two years ago. That thing was massive. 

  Tony flung his arm out, almost punching Mr. D, but before he could, Annabeth, pulled his arm back. "you know, I think it would be a good idea to try to refrain from punching Dionysus. No matter how annoying he may be, he is a God who can turn you into a dolphin with the snap of his fingers." she said.

  "He-he's DIONYSUS?" Tony exclaimed.

  "Well, who did you think I was Stank? Aphrodite?" Mr. D replied snarkily.

  "I- that explains so much," Bucky said.

  "Yes, yes. Now back to my question, what are the avenues," Mr. D turned and smirked at Tony, "going to do? Because I refuse to have them sleeping in my cabin."

  "We're going to go back to New York City sir," Steve replied with a smile. He's so polite, it's almost annoying.

  "You're so polite, it's annoying," Nico said, apparently he thinks so too.

  "Wonderful, when will you be leaving?" Mr. D asked.

  "An hour at the most," Bruce said.

  "Delightful." Mr. D said, then turned around and started walking away. 

  "Is he always like this?" Peter asked.

  "Yep," Percy replied popping the 'p'.

  We walked to the edge of the border, passing a bunch of campers, a few of which gave the Avengers strange looks.