in retrospect hygiene was only half the issue; the rest was you

in retrospect hygeine was only half the issue; the rest was you

violently scrubbing last night's dinner out of your mouth won't do you any good.

She already knows your lack of self care.

Did you really think she'd touch you?

Sure you joked about the obvious tension between you two.

Or lack of

Behind your shared laughter you knew that intimacy was the next destination.

So maybe flossing was a good idea.

Nothing says "i'm not interested" like a genuine laugh does

But
You're in her bed now.
She's waiting for you to make a move.

Get up and rinse your mouth