light pov: as our lips locked, everything felt right. we stayed like that for a moment before eren pulled away, our mouths connected by a string of saliva. we gazed into each other's eyes for a moment, before eren started to speak.
"l-light, i-i-" he stuttered.
"hush, baby, let me take you on a date 😉" i smirked at him.
his eyes widened for a second before he spoke. "what? are you serious?"
"no you dumb fuck i just said that for no reason, are you stupid?" i scoffed. "come on, i have a place to take you."
i stood up and pulled up my pants, not bothering to wipe my ass. i give eren my arm to help him up, but he stared at me in confusion.
"come on, you slut, are you dumb?" i asked him, and he finally took the hint and stood up. i dragged him out of the bathroom, completely forgetting to wipe my ass or wash my hands.
"eren?" i asked.
"y-yes?" he stuttered.
"go on a date with me" i winked at him.
"mf i already said yes" he said back to me.
"don't get smart with me, i'll punish you," i threatened. he quickly nodded at me and we walked out of the mall together. i walked in front of him because i'm better than him, and i could feel him staring at my ass, i made sure to sway my hips 😉.
eren pov: he has a face made for missionary! and a badunkadunk made for backshots 🥴
light pov: finally, we made it to starbies. i thought that starbies would be the only appropriate place to take him on a date, since this is where we met. i felt eren tug on my jacket.
"what do you need, use your words, you're not a dog," i said to him.
"i'm cold..." he whimpered.
i stared at him blankly. "...ok?" he kept staring at me. i sighed loudly and gave him my jacket. he beamed at me, but i just rolled my eyes at him and walked into the starbucks. i ordered a unicorn frappuccino and eren looked at me weird.
"what?" i asked him.
"are you going to buy me something?" he questioned.
"no tf? i don't want to pay for you, go starve." i told him. he nodded at me, and we sat at a table. since this is a date after all, i decided to flirt with him.
"you smell bad." i smirked. he blushed and turned his face. i put my lips next to ear and blew air into it, and a small moan came out of him. suddenly, he turned around and got close to my face.
"hey girl, have you been to the doctors lately? because i think you're lacking some vitamin d" he whispered, and i bit my lip. i heard someone cough, and we both turned around to see our principal, michael cera, and vice principal, jesse eisenberg, sitting at a table together holding hands and staring at us.
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"is your mom a chicken? because you're eggcellent. also you have the boniest chicken legs i've ever seen in my life," i flirted.
"my mom is dead," he answered seductively, and pulled me in for a kiss, and i bit his bottom lip. suddenly, i heard a crash behind me.
"LIGHT? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??" it was misa. fuck, i forgot about her. i stood up, and suddenly that short man from justice appeared from behind her.
"EREN? WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU A F- ARE YOU GAY?" he screamed.
"s-senpai levi! no, it's not what it looks like-!" the short man grabbed eren by the back of his neck and threw him onto the floor and started punching him.
"michael, look at this shit!" jesse laughed.
"who are you? what are you doing to eren?" i cried. the tiny man continued to beat eren.
"this is it. i'm sending you away!" he screamed into erens face.
"WHAT???" eren exclaimed, coughing up blood.
"NO YOU CANT SEND HIM AWAY" i screamed, then everything went black.
