Sabrina: if I were an actual cracker, I'd be a church wafer
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Jake: Ricky Road is ice cream for the trail of tears
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Jake: contactless RaPe?
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Jay: Eddie Murphy voiced donkey not a black person
Jake: that basically black
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Sabrina: im gonna see you blacked out at some point
Jay: umm what
Sabrina: I meant drunk stupid....IM NOT GONNA DATE RAPE YOU
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Sabrina: I got cum froth on my latte
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Jake: I have a bowie knife and I will slit your throat
Sabrina: stop trying to be intimidating
Jake: no im trying to be threatening
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Kris: Jake's having an allergic reaction to beatboxing on my butthole
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Jay: GAH A BEAR
Jake: are you scared of big gay men?
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Caden: uncircumcised that a hoodie she can't steal
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Jake: no come on im so close. *few seconds later* UGH FUCK I GOT TO 4:30
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Aaron: go rub some dirt on it
Jay: go rub some dirt on your dick, it won't help but you can try
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Jake: I actually do like Asians
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Caden farts
Jay: ew what was that
Caden: a prostate fart
Kris and Sabrina: EW
Jay: wait what? I didn't hear what he said
Sabrina texting Jay
Sabrina: prostate fart
Jay: Thats a thing??
Sabrina: ig it's like queefing for men
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Keeping Up With The Crackheads
Randomcrack head things I remember from my gaming group.
