Sabrina: can someone invite Jake to the party? As a woman of culture I have better things to do.
Jay: As a woman of color, I can invite him... doing what I'm born to do
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Sound of glass breaking in the background
Sabrina: Did something break?
Jay: My will to live
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Aaron: ok what are your opinions on sour cream and onion chips
Jay: SOUR CREAM
Aaron:...
Sabrina:....
Jake:....
Aaron: you dumb bitch
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Sabrina: Kris make me moderator!
Caden: no make me moderator, I've known him longer
Sabrina: Kris I'll give sucky wucky
Caden: I'll give better suck
Sabrina: no you can't go better than me
Caden: I'll put a vibrator under my tongue
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Sabrina: guys not gonna lie. I almost just slumped on my stairs.
Everyone: wtf
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Sabrina: IM ABOUT TO BEAT SOME BRITISH ASS
Aaron: oop
Jay: YES MA'AM
*5 hours later*
Sabrina: ok so I've decided my plan, im gonna go to this bitches work place and im gonna bark are her, just (insert chihuahua bark)
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Caden: hey Kris what kinda spoon are you?
Sabrina: hes a laddle
Jay: a fucking laddle?
Sabrina: yes, im a knife
Kris: a knife can be a spoon too.....
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Jay: im just stating fact brown eyes are boring
Caden: ok thats fair, brown eyes are boring. Brown and black dont go well together
Jake: shut up...both of you
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Caden: girls will wreck their car and then be like "whoopsies I'm an asparagus"
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Aaron: no one wants to give me hugs
Jake: just give good hugs
Aaron: I actually give the best hugs in the entire universe, you just haven't gotten that experience because you're anti- gay
Jake: I HELD YOUR HAND WHEN WE WERE RIDING BIKES THAT ONE TIME
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Jay makes Caden draw 4 in Uno
Jay: Ha! SUCK MY BITCH, DICK
Caden:......wot
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Keeping Up With The Crackheads
Ngẫu nhiêncrack head things I remember from my gaming group.
