Keeping Up With The Crackheads

4

*Jay and Sabrina arguing*

Caden: mommy and daddy are fighting

Sabrina: I am daddy

Jay:....well alright then
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Jay: as an Australian terrorist im targeting this doomfist

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Jay: Sabrina when we move in im gonna buy a rice cooker and youre not allowed to touch it

Sabrina: NO JAY IM FAT YOU CANT DO
THAT TO ME

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Jay: hey Sabrina, have you ever thought about dressing up as Edna for Halloween?

Sabrina: I feel insulted somehow....

Jay: well no im just sa-

Sabrina: HEY JAY HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DRESSING UP AS FROZONE?

Jay:....

Sabrina: HEY JAY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED DRESSING UP AS THAT GIRL FROM POLAR EXPRESS?

Jay: .....

SABRINA: YOU HAVE THE EXAGGERATED SWAGGER OF A BLACK TEEN MALE. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DRESSING UP AS MILES MORALES?

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*talking about jake*
Caden: He's a dirty boy but he's ours

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*Sucks on a baby bottle pop*
Sabrina: ah yes, tastes like hentai nipple

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Caden: yeah everyones going to bed

Jake: Oh, fuck
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NEW CHARACTER

Ron: Cadens gf.....we don't know how much he's paying her

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*Talking about jay*
Sabrina: shes a goddess

Ron: but she's black

Jay: aren't you part illegal?

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Caden: Sigma shut the fuck up I bet your jizz tastes like hot dog water

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