Keeping Up With The Crackheads

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Sabrina: Can we read the speech with accents?

Jay: why? I cant do accents.

*40 minutes later*

Sabrina: *French accent* filled with opiTIMISIM.

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*Sabrina and Jake lagging while Jay hosts*

Sabrina: what if I just host? Jake you might still get lag

Jake: then what's the point of changing

Jay: Not to be that person...BUT wouldnt it be better if only one person was suffering instead of two?

Jake:.....

*Jake has left the chat*

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Jay: "She told me put my heart in the bag, and nobody gets hurt!"

Sabrina: *in thick Michigan accent* Put the heart in the bag

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Caden: Today is national horny day. Everyone let your horny run free

Jay: Stop it

Caden: No really it is look *send a picture of calendar

Jay: You're bold for losing your speaking privilege so early in the day

Caden: that's not fair

Sabrina: it's silent time for stupid boy

Jay: Any in opposition?

*no one says anything*

Jay: The tribe has spoken.

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Jay: ok guys I'm gonna go to bed

Everyone: goodnight Jay

Kris: thank god shes gone

*jay still there*

Jay: :') this is why I read fanfic fifth harmony would never treat me like this

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Jay: Do crabs think fish are flying?

Caden: Wtf

Aaron: Jay wtf

Kris: This is why we go to bed

Sabrina: Yo, speaking words of wisdom right there!

Jay's mom: Please don't ever get high